‘Gossip Girl’ stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester presented the Emmy for Best Guest Actor in a Comedy last night, and Leighton is super hot of course, but she looks exactly like porn star Tori Black (here and here. Can anyone even tell them apart? I would pay 10,000 dollars for every time they kissed). And since Regular Tori Black doubles as Slutty Tori Black, Leighton needs to do more than just look like Regular Tori Black. Maybe she could hold a flashlight under her chin and be Telling A Ghost Story Tori Black. Something like that, except, you know, not retarded.
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Sorry Leighton Meester is perfectly average looking, no way would I go with super hot. Don’t get me wrong, I would mercilessly defile her given the chance but I bet there were ushers at the Emmys hotter than her.
And what ever happened to that alleged video of her naked giving foot jobs? That whole thing just kind of fizzled much to my chagrin.
OK I’m confused where is the porn star doing these 2 sweatbags?
oooooo, I re read it, makes much more sense now
A picture of a pornstar is supposed to show a pornstar at least somewhere in the picture. A fully clothed woman is a disappointment, not a pornstar.
Mmmmm, I like me some Blake Lively. I bet this girl likes to bite and suck on your ear while you’re hammering away at her grilled cheese.
Blake Lively is hot but something about her makes me think she’d be stiffer than a corpse in the sack.
I wonder if Blake is one of Leighton’s 5 best friends she hangs out with at the back of the bar?
I’d pillage and burn their wombs with silly mignon….
They’d only be able to speak in clicks and pops….
Or is it in the corner? Fuck I can’t keep up with that pop mumbo jumbo.
Sounds like a winner deebs
um yeah… if exactly means not at all.
and did someone’s retarded brother win a contest to do their hair?
zombie,
you’re the one referencing the “pop mumbo jumbo”, butternuts.
catch nuts in your mouth much?
best thing about a porn star is the NSFW aspect yet NPD posts SFW pictures
This post should be one of those FAIL websites
Blake > Meester
slaappy,
google “donkey cumshot asian pygmy white supremacy”
masturbate.
repeat every 4 hours.
Lefty I google imaged that and my results were your avi
Awards shows are gay, then so is being a regular on this site.
LNOJ,
Yes, it’s pretty obvious I am the one referencing it. Just not certain of the exact lyrics, but I’m sure you could assist with them Mr. “I have all of today’s hot pop/rock/r&b downloaded on my iTunes” dipshit.
I’d like to give Blake Lively the “angry pirate” fuck.
I always have to ‘View Image’ Slaappy’s avatar. Always.