09.18.2009 thats what the police are for

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Apparently the “L” and “A” in “LAPD” stands for “Luggage” and “Accessories” because when home-wrecking whore LeAnn Rimes called them to watch her bags as she packed them for a trip, they came running.

(LeAnn) called the police to her home to apparently guard her as she loaded her SVU with luggage. It’s almost certain residents of California would appreciate their tax dollars working toward keeping Ms. Rimes’ luggage out of harm’s way.

Is it any wonder why people laugh at the LAPD? I dare her to try something like this in New York. NYPD wouldn’t even stop the car or roll down the windows before they started shooting at her for wasting everyone’s time.

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(215) Comments

  1. TheOverrated 09/18/2009 11:52

    same people that couldnt find biggies killer and gave angelina jolie the wrong baby…foul ass cops
    http://theoverrated.com

  2. Woodsman 09/18/2009 11:52

    uno

  3. Woodsman 09/18/2009 11:54

    fuck you, Todd

    Still, ahead of SCUM

  4. Chubb_Norris 09/18/2009 11:54

    Skanky twat!

  5. TheOverrated 09/18/2009 11:54

    lol sorry

  6. Chubb_Norris 09/18/2009 11:57

    Whur all da white wimmin at nagga??

  7. Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 11:57

    Lame! I just get here and we are already moving from Audrina’s sweet-ass body to this frumpy skank? Damn!

  8. Watt 09/18/2009 11:57

    Country bumpkin

  9. jay 09/18/2009 12:01

    This is why Northern California wants to be its own state. We give them water, and in return we get….luggage protection, for LeAnn Rimes.

    Solid trade.

  10. Chubb_Norris 09/18/2009 12:03

    Country girls taste like chicken according to some black fella.

    It’d be nice if pussy taste like prime rib. Maybe with just a spoon of wasabi on the side.

  11. RemSteale 09/18/2009 12:06

    She called the police to watch her luggage, and they fucking came out??

    Next time my house is being burgled, I’ll make sure there is some luggage around….

  12. DarkCherry 09/18/2009 12:06

    she kinda looks like LL in the banner pic.

  13. Watt 09/18/2009 12:08

    Do.
    Not.
    Want.

  14. Woodsman 09/18/2009 12:08

    Cali: how is LA today?

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/18/2009 12:08

    Ohhh look a publicity stunt and you fucking paid for the pics and posted them…good job.

  16. dirtydiane 09/18/2009 12:09

    wow…seriously? what a squinty-eyed cunt face…

    i second the boyshorts, cali…i have a fave pair of microfiber black ones with scalloped edges on the booty. vehr cute. i wear them for special occasions.

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/18/2009 12:09

    I did not know blonde rats had so much luggage or knew how you use phones.

  18. Tom Foolery 09/18/2009 12:10

    You can have Norcal, and I hate Hollywood with a passion. I grew up 35 min. south of there and can honestly say I have been there three times in my life. 1)Universal studios when I was 9. 2)Rosco’s Chicken n Waffles in high school 3)Fake I.D.

  19. leftnutofjesus 09/18/2009 12:11

    Leann Rhymes With Rape Van.

    I’d spread that velvet monkey and try to swallow her labia.

  20. DarkCherry 09/18/2009 12:12

    Woodsman - i have no idea i live on the other side of the cuntry.

    country has an o in it.

    no it doesn’t.

    dirty pics in boy shorts to the first to name that tv show :)

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