09.24.2009 their love is a lie

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Khloe Kardashian (seen here with her sisters Kourtney and Kim) is still set to marry LA Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday.  The date also marks the first anniversary of the day they met. First month, I should say. They met for the first time on August 27th. And you may find this hard to believe, but some people think the bullet-fast race to the alter may be a sham so Khloe can get publicity. Fox News says…

(At a benefit Tuesday night) Khloe was not wearing an engagement ring and the two refused to give any interviews, even about non-wedding related material.
“What are the two waiting for?” one insider wondered. “If they are so in love, why not share?”
But it wasn’t only partygoers that were left questioning the legitimacy of the romance, even their fellow celebrities have their doubts.
Singer Mya was overheard telling a pal that she is sure the engagement is “fake” and is nothing more than “publicity stunt” so Khloe can get some attention, since her two sisters seem to be taking it all.

Well of course it’s a stunt. It’s one thing to get drunk in Vegas and marry someone you met a month ago, but no one actually plans out a wedding to someone they’ve known for 2 weeks, and then marries them 2 weeks after that. Does she need citizenship or something? If she’s worried we’ll send her back to the planet where Wookies come from, she can relax. I’m not sure how we’d even get her there.

(109) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 09/24/2009 14:18

    I’d fuck all three of their thick asses. They’re used to cocks the size of Sherman Tanks, so I don’t see why they’d be against it.

  2. RedRage 09/24/2009 14:20

    Rokan, that’s a fancy shirt you’ve got there. Holy fucking Wilde beast! Where is the fucking bean stock she climbed out of the sky on hiding?

  3. pepper 09/24/2009 14:22

    Mr. camera man , you need to pull back a little, you left out the big gorilla….

  4. Veracity 09/24/2009 14:23

    I think they are ugly ugly as fuck. Just my Opinion! I don’t see what everyone else does!

  5. dirtydiane 09/24/2009 14:23

    ed hardy sold the rights to his designs to the french ‘mo clothing designer…to answer your question from the previous post, tomfoolery.

    so really…he’s not solely responsible for the douchebag uniform….

  6. RedRage 09/24/2009 14:24

    Kim has sucked so many horse cocks she can’t close her mouth all the way anymore.

  7. Woodsman 09/24/2009 14:24

    Her next publicity stunt will be to climb the Empire State Building with Naomi Watts in her hand.

  8. Veracity 09/24/2009 14:24

    OOOrigght, Ugly as fuck is pushing it. Just not, I don’t know, Just nothing… I don’t know damn it.
    Leave me alone!

  9. Woodsman 09/24/2009 14:25

    later Gay olympians

  10. SuperB 09/24/2009 14:26

    that’s one big bitch…BOHEMUTH!!

  11. Rokan 09/24/2009 14:27

    RR,
    No doubt! That chick is Wookie sized.

    I bet her snatch looks like a furry catchers mitt.

  12. dirtydiane 09/24/2009 14:27

    Is this a promo shot for that new movie “The Other Sister 2″?

  13. Tom Foolery 09/24/2009 14:27

    DD: So tac on another reason to hate the French? I knew there was something not right about the whole Ed Hardy thing, is it ok if the blacks wear it though? Seems like its either douche white guys or brothers rocking EH.

  14. Watt 09/24/2009 14:28

    Deebs your cock needs to be 13inches to reach the sheriffs badge

  15. Rokan 09/24/2009 14:32

    I’ll take her back home alright.

    Then after I pull all the tapeworms out of her ass, I’ll have her up for sale as livestock in Mos Eisley before you can say “Pepper’s your uncle!”

  16. DB's Treasure 09/24/2009 14:32

    Watt, I’m strong enough to spread their hams so my shaft can reach.

  17. RedRage 09/24/2009 14:33

    “I don’t see what everyone else does!” Veracty,

    Kourtney sympathies, she sees airplanes at eye level.

    Her head is what caused the whole in the ozone layer.

  18. RedRage 09/24/2009 14:34

    the whole hole….

  19. Mac-Daddy 09/24/2009 14:34

    THATS A HUGE BITCH!!!

  20. DB's Treasure 09/24/2009 14:35

    I just heard something fucked up; you cannot call a terrorist a “terrorist” anymore. It isn’t politically correct. They must be referred to as “combatants”! Can you believe that horseshit!?!?!?!?

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