09.15.2009 there he is!

scotchisright2

Anyone else getting this awesomely timed ad? God damn Scotch, the dog just died. Give her a minute.

(69) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 09/15/2009 15:41

    NPD must be drunk.

  2. Headly 09/15/2009 15:42

    yeah, that’s exactly what I’m thinking, DB. And I KNOW drunk!

  3. Poopy Pants 09/15/2009 15:43

    I use AdBlock Plus via Mozilla so I don’t have to be pestered with penis enlargement ads and enslaved dogs pimping office supplies

  4. Rokan 09/15/2009 15:44

    Brend8n has really whored himself out this time.

    On the other hand, I could use something to get the fur out of my couch.

  5. SuperB 09/15/2009 15:45

    agreed PP…I dont remeber the last time I saw an add…

  6. dirtydiane 09/15/2009 15:45

    ABP and NoScript equal no crap on my page…sorry, B. Not getting it.

  7. Watt 09/15/2009 15:45

    Lmao

  8. SCUM 09/15/2009 15:45

    Hair Remover is opening up for the Fur Fighter, rad.

  9. RedRage 09/15/2009 15:46

    Fuck buying a product to keep fur off your furniture. Just feed the furry little fuck to a coyote.

    Drunk is the hot.

  10. Headly 09/15/2009 15:46

    Well she sure doesn’t have to worry about fur on her furniture anymore so Scotch can relax. Might find some in the coyote shit out back, but not on the furniture…

  11. TheOverrated 09/15/2009 15:46

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    that is funny as hell!!!

    kanye: i know matipoo you just died, and im gonna let you finish but spuds mckenzie was the greatest dog of all time!
    http://theoverrated.com

    que lilmama

  12. Headly 09/15/2009 15:49

    Hey Rokan, were you in Chicago when the coyote broke into the Quiznos over on Wells? Those fuckers were all over Chicago, dude.

  13. SuperB 09/15/2009 15:49

    Fuck Spuds…

    Alex from Stroh’s

  14. Rokan 09/15/2009 15:50

    RR,
    Fur on your sofa is not a laughing matter.

    And no, the blue barber wash doesn’t make my coat shiny. I shave my balls anyway. I had a terrible incident with a tick a few years back and it just seemed easier after that.

  15. Rokan 09/15/2009 15:52

    Headly,
    Coyotes in Chicago. Never heard about it, but I don;t read the papers. I get all my news about the world from Durden.

    Wells is not far from me.

    :: Grabs pith helmet and large net ::

    Be right back.

  16. RedRage 09/15/2009 15:53

    Rokan,I hear girls with herpes keep their angry meat wallets shaved so they can tell when an outbreak is about to flare up. Careful if your licking bald pussies fellas, you might end up with face aids.

  17. Suicide_Blonde 09/15/2009 15:53

    Is this real??? Did no one take the time to explain to Jess that coyote > maltipoo? I almost feel bad for the dog, although being ripped apart by coyotes is probably better than living with this fucking idiot.

  18. TheOverrated 09/15/2009 15:54

    spuds was the man, well, the dog, way better than the taco bell dog

  19. Rokan 09/15/2009 15:55

    “Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a ‘jackass’ for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential,” Terry Moran, a “Nightline” co-anchor, wrote Monday evening.

    Moran “prematurely tweeted … before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong.

    Prematurely Tweeted!? WTF????

  20. dirtydiane 09/15/2009 15:55

    my next couch will be leather…trying to get rid of the fur is a pain in the ass. i think i will go with something “carmel” colored.

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