Katy Perry helped out the band 3OH-something-something-I-have-no-idea and got all wet in a fountain for their new video. And while being in a band seems like a cool job, it’s not nearly as cool as the guy who answered the ad to fondle Katy Perrys huge breasts. I’m sure he’s gay (ungrateful bastard) but I would pretend to be gay too for a job where my responsibilities included “Feel Some Big Titties”. Unfortunately they might catch on when I stared into her eyes the whole time with an erection. Then pulled her hair and called her a whore. And then came.
(16 more pix here. hq jump here. source = fame)
First post of the week. Who wants to be me??
How the fuck do you get that job?
Are you kidding me?
::points at JCVD::
Is he fucking kidding me? Olivia Wilde can’t hold a candle to Eliza. And speaking of eyes, you need to get yours checked. Olivia is built like a starving Ethiopian kid from a Sally Struthers commercial… which apparently is your thing? Eliza Dushku has sweet curves in all the right places. Don’t throw rocks at the princess of primetime.
JCVD, Pic #6 –> makeup dude
since when did jed clampett become a set hair dresser?
I do like the Croc Dundee hat with the poka dot shoulder bag…
what is up with Umbrella Boy? Is that his job, just to keep her under the umbrella, really?
Zombie - http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_10937
If that is what starving Ethiopians look like I have a plane to catch.
Wet girls=my boner
Katy Perry’s body is too thick for JCVD’s taste. He prefers something more along the lines of Taylor Swift or Pink.
ok, i’m tapping out for lunch. i’ve spent most of the morning trying to fix a 6.5mil budget designed by someone who cannot add or use excel. my brain hurts.
Look at Zombie be aggressive … B.E. Aggressive!
Ssnake - did you miss your train yesterday?
Z: you speak wisdom; I hadn’t seen this Eliza before; in addition to curves she has what the old folks call “bedroom eyes”. Nice.
Last time I checked Pink was pretty thick, she has those thighs that look like the could crack walnuts
If that is what starving Ethiopians look like I have a plane to catch.
Nonstop one-way to Africa, now boarding.
I am equally repulsed by Taylor Swift and Pink.
I like how you are sitting there pretending that Eliza Dushku is not as skinny as Oliva Wilde.
DD, good thing you’ve given it your undivided attention!
The winner is:
http://popcultured.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/eliza-dushku.jpg
Call me when music videos introduce Porn, that might grab my attention for a hour or two
i’m an excellent multi-tasker. :P
What? She does not have bedroom eyes…She has fucking down syndrome eyes.
Her face looks like she is made out of wax.
Maybe that is why Zombie likes her so much; probably like fucking a corpse.