Why do people keep putting these award shows up against football? And last night was the premiere of ‘Bored to Death’ on HBO. If there was any possibility of watching the Emmys, that went right out the window when they opened with singing and dancing. But apparently I should have watched that because the awesome Neil Patrick Harris was awesome. That dude can do anything. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like him. He’s a more convincing cool ladies man than I’ve ever been, which is extremely troubling considering he’s gay and I’m not.
Still the Emmys are fuckin retarded. They never recognize anything good. ‘30 Rock’ over ‘Flight of the Conchords’? Fuck you. The winner is always some lowest-common denominator mush. If ‘Best Painter’ were an Emmy category, Thomas Kinkade would be holding his trophy on stage and plugging his website while Marcel Duchamp sat in the audience smiling politely.
Vincent D’Onofrio created one of the best characters ever on ‘Criminal Intent’, he might be the best actor on earth, and I don’t think he was ever even nominated. Same with Kathryn Erbe on that same show. The first 4 years of that show were amazing, the story arc they had with Olivia D’Abo as Nicole Wallace is some of the best things ever put on television and no one even noticed. More recently, how many years in a row does Shemar Moore have to be awesome on ‘Criminal Minds’ before someone gives him his due? That dude should be a huge star. And what about Randy Watson as Joe the Policeman in the ‘Whats Goin Down’ episode of ‘That’s My Momma’? Where’s his trophy? I’m all for people having their own interests and opinions, except when they conflict with my own and then in that case you’re wrong and I hate you and I hope you die.
And I don’t have any segue for this but Olivia Wilde looked awesome.
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What’s an “Emmy”?
Cod was right, new gay thread up.
But NPD is right about Olivia Wilde, how can you not love a girl that plays a bisexual so well??
I’d wreck this bitch’s House. No doubt.
My nuts would swing inside of her towards the end.
Rem,
are you fucking serious? “plays a bisexual so well…”
bitches and “acting confused” go together like white sauce and angel hair.
Olivia Wilde. My Irish blood sings.
award shows are fucking retarded. my sister-in-law actually scheduled her whole afternoon/evening around getting activities done so she could be home in time to watch and twitter at the same time. are ya fucking kidding me? jesus, no wonder your husband wants some drugs and some strange….
Ahhhhh, Olivia Wilde. She makes my cock harder than astrophysics.
I cannot wait for the 2 hour season premiere of HOUSE M.d. tonight. I already made that clear before, but I figured I’d share it again.
I thought it was “experimenting” these days Lefty??
there was something else on TV besides Jerry Jones picking his nose every 30 seconds? Off the blow Jerry, glad you lost
Am I the only person on earth who does not enjoy angel hair pasta? It’s too damn thin and stringy. I like my noodles thick and limp…
…wait…
too bad she’s banging that pretentious waste of darkness on the show. What’s that negro’s name?
i know “Boy” and “Brown Failure” would work, but let’s be polite….
Some strange what DD??
“there was something else on TV besides Jerry Jones picking his nose every 30 seconds? Off the blow Jerry, glad you lost”
HAHAHAHA! You caught that too? Excellent. Yea, fuck those Cowboys and their new stadium. I hope it crumbles to the ground.
Hot damn Brendan, and I thought I watched a lot of TV. I’ve never ever heard of half of those programs named.
Really DD? Your Sis in law needs help.
I didn’t even know they were on. Still don’t care
just some strange, rem. it’s an euphemism for stepping out.
DB made my weekend seeing him crying at the end of the game, fucking looser
there was something else on TV besides Jerry Jones picking his nose every 30 seconds? Off the blow Jerry, glad you lost
Well that was more entertaining than watching John Madden and George Bush yucking it up together in the “hey look at me I’m rich bitch” suite. Speaking of John Madden, he looked fucking fried out of his mind! Bush must have been passing that same shit around that he had in Harold & Kumar 2.
Crying? You saw me crying? Must have me mistaken with some 11 year old boy toy you had chained up and bleeding from the ass.
Oh you mean adultery, DD??