09.15.2009 what?

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Say what you will about Jessica Simpson, but she’s an optimist, as you can tell by the fact that she has taken to twitter to help find her dog after it was STOLEN BY COYOTES!

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

“Carmel”? What in the hell is “carmel”? I know what “caramel” is but quite frankly that makes even less sense. I don’t mean to brag but I think I know the color white when I see it.

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  1. Death to Finkle! 09/15/2009 13:09

    Pepper. Would. Fuck.

  2. Observer 09/15/2009 13:13

    Patrick Swayze can help her in this arena…..

  3. ohmwrecker 09/15/2009 13:14

    The correct word for a dog that color is “champagne”. I know this because I am a fancy gentleman.

  4. RedRage 09/15/2009 13:15

    Do coyotes use the internet now? Brilliant!

    Can you imagine the tears rolling down her face a falling into pleasure valley? Tear lube for the titty fuck.

  5. Observer 09/15/2009 13:15

    I’m Maisy the eighth, I am, I am…….

  6. Observer 09/15/2009 13:16

    If they check enough coyote shit…..they may find the metal pieces from its collar…..

  7. RedRage 09/15/2009 13:17

    That dog is already Coyote poo.

  8. readykilowatt 09/15/2009 13:17

    She should call Romo about this matter immediately and repeatedly.

  9. Observer 09/15/2009 13:18

    Should Jessica’s message say “Missing Coyote Poo”?

  10. RedRage 09/15/2009 13:18

    Damn Obs!

  11. Observer 09/15/2009 13:19

    Sorry Red Rage….

  12. SinDs 09/15/2009 13:19

    Poor jessica :(

  13. Chubb_Norris 09/15/2009 13:19

    Carmel Ca., hello?

  14. BurnPianoBurn 09/15/2009 13:19

    it just shows how dumb she is that she gave it a name like Daisy. I mean seriously, Call it Dr. Chillbro or after one of the old American Gladiators Nitro, Gemini, or Turbo.

  15. Robert Paulson 09/15/2009 13:20

    The Coyote and I enjoy the chewiness of a good carmel.

  16. ohmwrecker 09/15/2009 13:21

    Maybe, sometime in the near future, as Jessica is jogging through the woods, she will be surrounded by coyotes and just as they are about to attack, Daisy will emerge barking furiously at her adopted coyote brethren and standing majestically before Jessica as the coyotes slink away into the morning fog. She hath become: Daisy, Queen of the Coyotes.

  17. Observer 09/15/2009 13:21

    Maybe the coyotes took it to a farm in the country….where it can run free and happy….

  18. TheOverrated 09/15/2009 13:21

    i would go to her house and kick her dog, when she finds it of course. ransom was on this weekend, probably inspired someone….too bad the accused wasnt on
    http://theoverrated.com

  19. ohmwrecker 09/15/2009 13:23

    I wonder if The Great Gatsby is Jessica Simpson’s favorite book?

  20. RedRage 09/15/2009 13:23

    Malti-Poo’s make me burp.

    http://tinyurl.com/864xty

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