The Megan Fox movie ‘Jennifers Body’ opens today, and it would seem someone has a lot to learn about marketing because these pictures of her in a cheer-leading outfit have only just been released (hq jump here). They should have been dumping copies of these out of planes like Allied propaganda during the war. They should have emailed everyone on earth 5 copies, then made a list of everyone with no email to call on the phone and then held her picture up to the receiver. Hearing a picture of her crinkle isn’t as good as seeing one, but Megan is hot enough that even that will make people wanna see the movie.
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So they’re both coal burners! Their dad is rolling over in his grave.
Delicious
Woops, wrong post!! Fuck you! Last night on Conan was the first time I’ve ever heard her voice.
Average.
I’m gonna have to go re-vist my Megan Fox nude photos later and put a little Mop and Glo on the floor.
If that’s average, then I am more than fine not being an over-acheiver.
RR: and what a clever little thing she is (not). If only there was something you could stick in her mouth … if only …
*Woodsman gets glassy eyed, walks to the bathroom, as if in a trance*
… oh and RR, you might want to do some back-reading to check out Cali’s new AVI.
*waits*
You can thank me now.
Wood, I’m way too lazy bro. What is it?
previous post on Kardashian, 6th or 7th comment go there or I will read “way too lazy” as “way too gay”.
Honey, your shoes seem to be untied. Just bend over there and tie them. That’s it. That’s it.
(not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Funny thing is, that picture is probably not even airbrushed..much. She definitely puts the “fuck” in “I want to fuck her.”
on a side note, OT but this is a celebrity defamation site so here was something I lol’d at if you haven’t seen it already…I dislike Twilight and all the vampyvirgin bullshit followers of it>
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/23/633839569142980630-twilight.jpg
She’s actually losing ground in my Jerk Off Power Rankings.
Dumpster Baby, I agree. Once I found out what a shitty actress and all around douchey person she is, I started to see her as just a material thing, and not much of a possible and/or imagined emotional codependent. That makes me less attracted so I try fighting but a lot of the normal girls end up being shitty in bed anyways, so many times you just have to listen to #2 and go with it for the best lay..crazy hot girls are a pain in the ass like that
Ah, the under boob. FYI, that isn’t Cali bro. When is the private jet picking me up to join you in LV?
I prefer women who are not quite so stupid. Like Dr. Amy Mainzer.
It’d been a while since I’ve obsessed about her so I thought I’d bring her up.
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No thanks blackiss, we don’t mingle much with the coloreds.