09.04.2009 Who the hell invited her?

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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend who I think is named Greg also walked the red carpet for the ‘Bad Lieutenant’ premiere in Venice, and even though they at least dressed up it still begs the question, “… what?”  What in the hell are those dullards doing there?  The only time I would invite Paris Hilton and her lover to my movie is if it was a trick and I needed someone to inject with experimental AIDS medicines.


(8) Comments

  1. SinDs 09/04/2009 17:15

    why would you want to cure paris if she had aids?

    …other than the fact you may be saving quite a few “victims”…

  2. MattyO 09/04/2009 17:22

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  3. TheOverrated 09/04/2009 17:23

    i hope they hand out valtrex at the premier…
    http://theoverrated.com/

  4. Faker Zombie 09/04/2009 17:33

    Overrated… I was just looking at your site and saw tons of new posts and some very fun stuff in the forum. Durden has turned into “who’s walking the red carpet tonight” or “who was on a neat boat today” website. I am bored of it. You are winning my friend. Keep plugging away. I already see a couple of the Durden loyals on your page. You’re gonna be something kid.

  5. Faker Zombie 09/04/2009 17:34

    P.S. Just don’t sell out when you get there.

    P.P.S. Have a great labor daybor everyone.

  6. sbuck 09/05/2009 08:03

    Wouldn’t having sex with that dimwit Paris be kind of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway? A diseased, well travelled hallway?

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  8. SkinneeJay 09/07/2009 22:07

    For the future, that’s not what “begs the question” means.

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