09.09.2009 who’s that sexy young thing

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Are these science fiction movies or something? Because yesterday Kim Cattrall filmed a flashback scene for the ‘Sex and the City’ sequel, and it would seem she plays someone who was an old lady 25 years ago yet is still somehow alive today. Is she immortal?  Is she some kind of dragon or something?

And are they still gonna pretend young hunks are lining up to have sex with these leathery old bitches and their dusty tombs wombs? Her vagina must look like something hanging out of a lions mouth. I’m pretty sure pictures like this are why I can’t get an erection.

(hq jump here.  source = splash news online)


(168) Comments

  1. SCUM 09/09/2009 13:09

    Slow down NPD, nobody like premature ejaculation. Well maybe Pepper.

  2. Rokan 09/09/2009 13:10

    FIGZ and PIGZ, Mother fuckers!!!

  3. Rokan 09/09/2009 13:10

    Damn you, SCUM!!!!

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/09/2009 13:11

    Way to go, you broke my dick with these pictures.

  5. TheOverrated 09/09/2009 13:12

    wow this is really gross
    http://theoverrated.com/

  6. Rokan 09/09/2009 13:13

    There was no need for this.

  7. SCUM 09/09/2009 13:17

    She reminds me of a tranny DB and I shared, I mean beat up.

  8. DB's Treasure 09/09/2009 13:19

    Check THIS story out on Craigslist

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/51760058.html

  9. DB's Treasure 09/09/2009 13:24

    We had a perfectly good thread with a phenomenal looking woman previous to this leaking colostomy bag. Like Rokan said…”There was no need for this”

  10. abilo75 09/09/2009 13:25

    Dee Snider looks pretty good for his age.

  11. DB's Treasure 09/09/2009 13:26

    Oh, and NPD had this to write; “I’m pretty sure pictures like this are why I can’t get an erection”

    No, it’s because you get erections from the goatse picture and dudes doing one another.

  12. ohmwrecker 09/09/2009 13:27

    Deebs, that was a long way to go for a shitty dick story.

  13. SsnakeOil 09/09/2009 13:28

    Okay, this thread deserves no comment.

    As for the last one, I said I thought Kelly Brook was very sexy, but her face is nothing special. She could be SJP’s pretty kid sister. (see avi)

  14. DB's Treasure 09/09/2009 13:29

    Ohm, the guy could tell a hell of a story and he winds up getting riddled with a buck shot of fishy diarrhea. I thought the story was classic.

  15. ohmwrecker 09/09/2009 13:30

    Ssnake, that was a long way to go for a . . . ah, never mind.

  16. SCUM 09/09/2009 13:31

    Dee Snider? I thought it was one of the dudes from Stryper.

  17. DB's Treasure 09/09/2009 13:31

    Oh, and if you turds wanna give Doc hell, her screen name on AIM is Kikinu Maia

  18. SsnakeOil 09/09/2009 13:34

    DB, is that Hawaiian for dick shriveler?

  19. ohmwrecker 09/09/2009 13:34

    I’m confused. I thought “flashback” meant going backwards in time, not forward, when in a post-apocalyptic future the world is overrun with flesh eating Kim Cattrall zombies.

  20. SsnakeOil 09/09/2009 13:38

    Ohm, I especially like the way they predicted that in 30 years all the cars would have that “retro-’60s” look.

    Women over 50 shouldn’t even bother with makeup. It just makes them look older.

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