why did kanye do it?

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 4:40 AM


There may never be any way to know for sure why Kanye West stormed the stage last night and interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted Best Female Video at the MTV VMA’s. Oh wait never mind. It turns out there is a way, and that way would be to look at the pictures of him before the show as he got drunk as hell. We did it! We cracked the case!

(hq jump here. source = getty images)

(187) Comments

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    yfjcw0 09/14/2009 05:12


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    dr_faulk 09/14/2009 05:17

    It is clear that his bald, alien friend fed him Cosmic Juice which made his mind go funny. Could also be something to do with her Interdimensional Chestplate.

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    Dedee 09/14/2009 05:24

    Kanye…put down the bottle!…mmm…can you say REHAB????

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    pepper 09/14/2009 05:34

    you can give a president money, but you can’t take the porch monkey out of a nigg*r..
    what do I mean by that?
    I have no clue!

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    pepper 09/14/2009 05:53

    Did you hear what he said to the poor girl?
    “I swear to God, I’m going to take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat.”
    was that Serena Williams who said that?
    I can’t tell them apart.

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    BALLSY 09/14/2009 06:28

    he has a white bitch- an ugly Martian Bitch but she is white!

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    Spodee 09/14/2009 07:11

    Another George Bush hates white people moment from Kanye West! It’s a good thing he can sell records cuz he has no other talent than being a racist.

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    Amberdextrous 09/14/2009 07:50

    Kanye West doesn’t care about white people.

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    evilmalcomnorris_the2cumming 09/14/2009 07:59

    boa negrito!!! nice

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    Ever 09/14/2009 07:59

    Fuck Kanye.

    He’s been a border line mentally retarded case for years now and has gotten away with it by calling his inane, racist, childish and utterly asshole behavior “art” and “speaking his mind.” Tonight solidified his place in the industry and people’s mind around the world as massive, black, fucking douche. He just embarrassed the brand of clothes he was wearing, black people he affiliates himself with, the rap community, the VMA show, and more than anything himself. Again.

    Well done. Please die.

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    evilmalcomnorris_the2cumming 09/14/2009 08:02

    I think the music industry deserves such dickheads. bunch of spineless fa gs!

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    Mass 09/14/2009 08:03

    Are you sure he’s not getting ready for the Def Comedy Jam instead?

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    RemSteale 09/14/2009 08:14

    Black guy drinking Hennessy acts like a dick.

    So whats new here??

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    RemSteale 09/14/2009 08:15

    Kanye West acts like a dick.

    So whats new here??

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    Ride my cock 09/14/2009 08:19

    As the newly, self-dubbed “King of Pop”, he is beyond questioning. All bow before the “Voice of this Generation”.

    If Garth Brooks had walked onstage and snatched the mic while he was making an acceptance speech and said how Trace Adkins had the best song, Kanye would have swung like a little girl, then fallen down on the floor and kicked and screamed for 15 minutes.


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    harleydavidson 09/14/2009 08:24

    whats that hairless thing next to him in those pics?


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    RemSteale 09/14/2009 08:25

    I think I’d rather see Garth Brooks walk onstage, snatch the mic and beat him to death with it

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    tblaney6591 09/14/2009 08:32

    He could use a good case of genital herpes. Or get woken up by machine gun fire…


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