you women are all nuts

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Rihanna walked around New York yesterday with her pierced breasts on full display, and Jesus Christ I've just about had it with you god damn women. I dated a girl once and it took three weeks to get her into bed, and when I got down there it turns out she's pierced. So I had to jump through hoops for almost a month but at one point she went to a strip mall and spread her legs for some ex-con with a spike through his nose so he could stab her in the clitoris. Fantastic.

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