09.17.2009 you women are all nuts

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Rihanna walked around New York yesterday with her pierced breasts on full display, and Jesus Christ I’ve just about had it with you god damn women. I dated a girl once and it took three weeks to get her into bed, and when I got down there it turns out she’s pierced. So I had to jump through hoops for almost a month but at one point she went to a strip mall and spread her legs for some ex-con with a spike through his nose so he could stab her in the clitoris. Fantastic.

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  1. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:04

    Fist

  2. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:05

    2nd

  3. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:05

    Hat trick

  4. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:06

    Home run

  5. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:06

    Try

  6. Rokan 09/17/2009 13:06

    Damnit, Woodsman!!

  7. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:06

    touchdown

  8. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:07

    Denied! Fuckin’ wookie! I should dip your head in Nair

  9. Tom Foolery 09/17/2009 13:08

    Tom agrees with the title, can’t speak for the guy that offed the Yale student though, he’s in a league of his own.

  10. Tito's Appendix 09/17/2009 13:10

    She’s into pain.

    I like it.

  11. Rokan 09/17/2009 13:10

    Woodsman,

    I can’t let you just run rough-shod over all over the place.

  12. Observer 09/17/2009 13:10

    Woodsman……

    ….great work!!!

  13. Woodsman 09/17/2009 13:11

    R: you never let me have ANY fun. I fuckin’ HATE you!
    *tears up, runs from room*

  14. Observer 09/17/2009 13:11

    I am so glad we have another story on this dumb cunt……

    ….now!! ….cue up Michael Jackson….

  15. Rokan 09/17/2009 13:13

    Well,

    Woods was 7 out of 8. Better than I ever did. Let that be a lesson to all you kids at home. The sky’s the limit.

  16. whatizdat 09/17/2009 13:13

    makes you wonder what we can not see

  17. RedRage 09/17/2009 13:14

    Woodsman is our own ADHD kid in a toy store.

  18. dirtydiane 09/17/2009 13:14

    ok, so this post was actually kinda funny. i still hate this five-headed horrible dresser…but that’s beside the point, isn’t it?

  19. Rokan 09/17/2009 13:15

    I hear she has a railroad spike through her taint.

  20. TheOverrated 09/17/2009 13:15

    wow, love those tits..
    http://theoverrated.com

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