09.24.2009 you wont believe who this is about

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt announced they were separating back on January 6, 2005, and some version of this “Jennifer Aniston is dangerously obsessed with Brad Pitt” story has come up twice a month ever since. She can either get over it and live a long happy life or just kill herself, I really don’t care which, but this has got to stop. I cannot do this any more. I wrote like 5 different introductions for this stupid story, and this was the best one. Page Six says…

The unlucky-in-love actress was late coming out of her trailer while filming “The Bounty” with Gerard Butler a few weeks ago. The source tells Page Six that when an assistant went to fetch Aniston, she was in tears, and said, “I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me.”
Aniston pulled herself together and managed to put on a smile when she eventually emerged from her trailer. The insider added, “While she enjoyed flirting with Gerard on set and put a brave face on every day, privately she is still very fragile.”

To be fair, the scene was about the bounty hunter (Butler) capturing Anistons character but then pushing her aside to catch someone younger and way way hotter, so you can see why that would hit so close to home.


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  1. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:37

    meow

  2. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:38

    meow again

  3. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:38

    meow again again

  4. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:39

    meow again again again

  5. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:39

    meow again again again again

  6. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:40

    meow again again again again again

  7. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:40

    meow again again again again again again

  8. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:40

    meow again again again again again again again

  9. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:41

    meow again again again again again again again again

  10. Rokan 09/24/2009 15:41

    Poo-dick

  11. Slaappy 09/24/2009 15:41

    POW

  12. DB's Treasure 09/24/2009 15:42

    Quiet, meow!

  13. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:42

    meow again again again again again again again again again

  14. leftnutofjesus 09/24/2009 15:42

    something would make me staple my dick to her cheek at some point or the other no doubt.

    From last post:

    you dumb bitch. Chow chow goes on BBQ.

    Coleslaw is a side item to cookouts, fried chicken, BBQ, almost any family get-together with food involved.
    Coleslaw is the side that binds.

    Don’t tell me about coleslaw, you stretch-mark riddled ass bitch.

  15. J-Sausage 09/24/2009 15:42

    Well I got pretty far.

  16. Rokan 09/24/2009 15:43

    Wow, that rhythmed like some sick children’s book.

  17. Watt 09/24/2009 15:43

    C c c c c c COMBOBREAKER

  18. Rokan 09/24/2009 15:44

    Speaking of kitty’s.

    Sunday morning at Pepper’s house.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KJ_eY-NPc&feature=related

  19. SuperB 09/24/2009 15:46

    so good you had to repeat…

    eyeroll

  20. pepper 09/24/2009 15:46

    AAAAHH!
    I can never log on to you tube..
    .

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