10.09.2009 afternoon headlines

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DAVID LETTERMAN - made a second on-air apology to his wife, because she pretty much threatened to cut his nuts off if he didn’t. “He wanted the whole thing to blow over. But Regina told him he better make an apology to let everyone know how sorry he was for how much he hurt and humiliated her.” Haha, what a loser! He’s so p-whipped! People laugh at me because I’ve never had sex or kissed a girl or talked to a girl, but suddenly my crushing loneliness doesn’t look so bad! Oh … wait. No. No it still does. (fox news)

HEIDI KLUM - gave birth at 1am to a baby girl she named Lou Samuel. It’s her 4th child, but the first that might very well look like something from outer space. (radar)

NIKKI - I’m in love with the Cute College Girl of the Day. I love her wholly and completely. I would kill for her, I would die for her, I want to marry her and have a family and spend the rest of our lives together. (college humor)

TARA REID - went completely naked on Wednesday for a photo shoot for Playboy. She’s 33 now, and she’s of course had several plastic surgeries, so hopefully her tits look better now than they did back in 2004 when her nipples looked like the dial on a safe. (14 pics here. hq jump here. story source = intouch)

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  1. SCUM 10/09/2009 17:28

    I am more excited that Marge Simpson will be in Playboy.

  2. SCUM 10/09/2009 17:29

    I like dancing around naked when no one is in the office.

  3. SCUM 10/09/2009 17:29

    Just me and my favorite hand puppet.

  4. SCUM 10/09/2009 17:30

    I am not crying, I just got hot sauce in my eye.

  5. SCUM 10/09/2009 17:30

    This is the most fum I’ve ever had on this site.

  6. whatizdat 10/09/2009 17:31

    SCUM they say things get better with age but I dont think Taras tits will be any better than Marge’s

  7. SCUM 10/09/2009 17:31

    And this is the smartest group of posters ever.

  8. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 17:31

    Maaa!!

    Meatloaf!!!

    Fuck!!

  9. whatizdat 10/09/2009 17:31

    I had a run on the last post

  10. pepper 10/09/2009 17:31

    David Letterman is pure SCUM!!!
    ..sorry scum…..

  11. SCUM 10/09/2009 17:32

    Even a fine old bottle of wine can turn to vinegar What.

  12. pepper 10/09/2009 17:32

    True that whatizdat, but my goes up to 19…

  13. CodPiece 10/09/2009 17:33

    Bah! I’d take any of these teets over Tara Reid’s pepperoni nipples

    http://tinyurl.com/bjvts

  14. whatizdat 10/09/2009 17:34

    Pepper you are KING

    ::bows at the waist::

    aren’t you from NY and you want the Twins?

  15. pepper 10/09/2009 17:34

    At this point, I bet David is wishing he had paid the dude 2 million dollars…

  16. pepper 10/09/2009 17:35

    afterall, two milliiiiiiion dollars is not a lot of money , now a days….

  17. whatizdat 10/09/2009 17:35

    Cod my screen is gin and tonic now

  18. pepper 10/09/2009 17:36

    I hate any team from NY .

  19. whatizdat 10/09/2009 17:37

    money spent or just shitty teams

  20. pepper 10/09/2009 17:38

    money spent……

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