SCARLETT JOHANSSON - will star with Liev Schreiber in the Broadway revival of the Arthur Miller play ‘A View From the Bridge’. It’s about a Brooklyn longshoreman who is obsessed with his niece. It opens on Dec. 28, then closes on Dec. 28-and-a-half, more than likely. (wonderwall)
DAVID SPADE - is being criticized for his DirecTV ad featuring Chris Farley, who died in 1997. In response, Spade says, “(his family and I) thought it would be a cool way to remind people just how funny Chris was.” Still they should take it down. Either that or the 3 people who complained should go back to Fraggle Rock or wherever it is whiny queers like this live. (pop eater)
MEL B - is the new spokesperson for Vitamin Water, so they had to be thrilled when she showed up yesterday in London to promote it wearing a blond wig. Having a famous celebrity spokesperson is nice, but it’s even better if no one can recognize them. Otherwise it gets distracting. (getty and fame)
Once
upon a
midnight dreary
while I pondered
midnight dreary
weak and weary
weak and weary
You’re always gonna be under foot tonight, aren’t you. Well at least make yourself useful… pour me a drink.
So as I was saying Ssnake, I didnt see anything in the last post…I tried to shake my keys as I was coming in to give you a heads-up. Hope I didnt mow your lawn.
Ah, that’s okay, son. There will be other women, other nights, other…
where the hell is my drink?
Rusty, as I was saying on the last post, if you are in SD we are very close indeed. And your Avi is so beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye earlier and now I just can’t stop staring…
I hope you like burbon. I’ve got a nice bottle of Bookers. ::opens bottle and pours a glass:: Give this a snort.
Rusty, are you even interested in the Series this year, or is the season already over?
Other women Ssnake, you bastard, Rusty, pour me a drunk too, but make it a Shirley Temple please.
Goddammit, you made CB cry.
Yes CB, her ass is like a tractor beam and I will admit, has brought a tear to my eye as well. Can I get you a burbon? I have coke it you must mix it.
Pour me a drunk, lol, mabye I’ve had enough if that’s how I am talking!
Shirley Temple??? I think I have the fixings for that somewhere…Pepper usually drinks those and he wont be needing it right now. Where in Cal are you?
Ssnake, yes I am interested in the series. I think it will be a good series between 2 good teams which matters most when your team isnt in it. Also, I have an interest in seeing anyone that can potentially dash the dreams of the Yankees.
Rusty,
I sense that three-way with CB is just around the corner.
Ssnake, I promised Rusty first, so you have to hold the camera.
OC Rusty, going to be in SD in 2 weeks for a little mini vacation! Infact my Avi pic was taken in SD a few weeks ago :)