Alessandra Ambrosio is on St. Barths this week to shoot the new Victorias Secret catalog, and it’s hard to even comprehend how good looking she is. She’s so physically perfect I’m not sure I could even have sex with her. There’s certainly no way I would cum on her. She’s flawless, she shouldn’t be defiled like that. I would need to find a way for a rainbow to come out of my penis, or better yet a bouquet of flowers.
(source = fame pictures)
rainbow penis
First!
Maybe go with flower petals, it will hurt less.
Oh man, second:(
nice jab
Repost from last thread:
A quiet few minutes while I watch Oceans Twelve.
Actually I think your rubber duck is better placed for a career whatizdat. Although I reckon there is a “Violation of Lindsay Lohan” lesbian porn in the works….
A repost from several prior threads……
1.) She’d look better naked
2.) I like naked tits…..
3.) I like fucking…..even if I’m not good at it…..
That’s kind of what I imagine her vagina smells like, rainbows.
Who the hell is this chick and how can she contribute to my net worth?
I would sodemize the leprechaun on guard to get to this chick at the end of the rainbow.
Tony if you made a sex tape with her and sold it, you’d be a millionaire. Shit, did I just reveal my 5 year plan? Damn!
At least you have a 5 year plan… but that also means you don’t believe the Earth is going to fucking explode in 2012.
No Tony, I don’t. At least I’m sure not going to waste time worrying about it. I weathered the Y2K “storm” unscathed, so I’m not putting too much stock into the 2012 prophecies. I think terrorism presents a bigger threat personally.
::breaks into song::
“So take… these broken wings. And learn fly again…”
a little too thin for my taste..id still hit it, raw
http://theoverrated.com/
I made a fortune in overtime out of Y2K, all those panicked in-duh-viduals who thought their servers were going to raise the antichrist at the stroke of midnight.
Heh.
I didn’t think the powers in charge let us use the T word…
Terrorists and zombies too. I almost forgot about the zombies.
I only know one Zombie and he’s actually all right in my book. He’s got good taste in music
Rem at night? Good to see you. I am now caught up with my Dexter hobby. I saw the bar scene you were talking about. That dude is messed up.
And am I one of like 3 people who arent computer guys on this site?
Tony, I still havn’t found time to scour the web for new music even though we were talking about it weeks ago. Too fucking busy.