When Lindsay Lohan came to Hollywood, she didn’t have anyone to show her how to be a total fuck up, but with hard work and a little pinch of magic, she managed to party away millions of dollars and destroy her career beyond all repair by age 23. Luckily Ali Lohan has Lindsay to show her the ropes. What could go wrong? E Online says…
We’ve been seeing Lindsay Lohan drag her 15-year-old sister, Ali, around to various late-night events (but) according to Lindsay, Ali can handle it.
“She’s tougher than I am,” Linds told Life & Style. “She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister.”
Already, Ali’s got one thing going for her because she knows when to call it a night and do her homework…
“She’s really good about that,” Lindsay says. ”If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early.”
That is the only reason Ali may have any chance. No matter what else happens, at least she has the structure of her school to keep her grounded.
No I was joking of course. Ali doesn’t go to school. Don’t be ridiculous. She’s home schooled. By Dina Lohan. Yep. A typical days course load consists of them giggling about how if “course load” was spelled “coarse load” that would sound like someone was talking about cum, and then they go get some cigarettes. The End. Ali must be learning a lot. Pardon me, DR. Ali must be learning a lot.
Fist
snatch
Beat you Sanchez!
cuntysauce
I know you did Rev, just preventing you from making a run for it.
This is one fucking humorous posting…..
…and humerous….it touched my funny bone(r)
does Ali bleed yet?
Pepper…..
…only if you leave your rings on when “instructing” her…….
When she turns 18 I will put a good head in her mouth.
Rusty,
I stayed at the marriot right by John wayne.
Obs, they were running a nationwide tech servixe business. I already have a company of 400 employees behind me. I acttually run a start up division for them, but when we decided to buy the assets, I only needed key elements. The parent company made the decision to shut the rest of it down. It was kind of like the SAigon airlift, and I had the helicopters.
More to the point, how fucked up is Dina Lohan? She keeps saying to let her kids be kids when she is the worst thing that ever happened to them.
Rokan:
A service company with “assets”?
What were the assets? The client list?
I am always surprised when a parent shuts a small division rather than sells it or spins it out…….
How was it making “real” money in the first place?
Todays lesson: 101 reasons the world is flat by Professor Dina Lohan.
Rokan…..
….I can’t fault a woman for securing the best future possible for her daughters……
….I doubt they would excel at many other endeavors……
SomeoneluvsU……..
…you have definitely hit the nail on the head…….
…because much of the world is “flat”…..a couple of big-titted daughters can make a minor fortune before the “next big thing”….bobbles along……
Lilo is the new winehouse
How do I get rid of the stupid dishwashing detergent audio ads on the right of the comment boxes? Fuck I hate this site.
Obs,
A cute girl can always suck cock. If dina really cared about these bitches she would pimp them out as trophy wives, but she need them to make coin to support her own vices.
Has anyone notice the mission statement as of late?
“What Would Tyler Durden Do” is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and news about rich and famous celebrities. And then making fun of them. Why? Because they can kiss my ass, that’s why.”
What the fuck is this shit?
Has anyone noticed the mission statement as of late?
“What Would Tyler Durden Do” is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and news about rich and famous celebrities. And then making fun of them. Why? Because they can kiss my ass, that’s why.”
What the fuck is this shit?