Amy Winehouse attended the 2009 Q Awards last night in London, and dogs would still back away while growling if her ugly ass walked into the room, but her new breast implants are working their magic and helping as much as they can. For the record, if you put your thumb or a post-it note over her face for a few minutes, it’ll make this a billion times easier.
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yaaaaaawwwwwnnn…
Should have paid for a new tooth while she was getting those tits.
You know those bolt on’s are going to fly out anyday now so prepare now for Armageddon…
Why the hell does she have freckles painted on her nose?
Looks like a fucking cartoon character.
to cover up the rock acne Kumquat
She can never sink or drown. You must use a silver bullet.
It looks like a damn demon.
please fall of the wagon, amy…please fall off! please! please! please!
(my dead list for the year will thank you)
i think it’s sort of amazing she’s still alive. and i see she’s taking her sobriety seriously.
i love my Celtics Fan updates. fan tickets on sale now just $95 each!! Oh really? that’s it? five years ago i could go see the Celts for $10 with a college ID.
although i think i prefer them winning to sucking balls.
You can thank bostons loyal legion of fairweather fans for that cali!
Is that them winning compared to them sucking balls, or them winning compared to you sucking balls? Or both?
watt - yeah that and KG.
Probably so, SuperB. They go well with her Tinkerbell pink lipstick, too.
You get points for the effort but still tore up from the years of hard living, Sup- how bout them Chargers?
I love when somebody on the phone says, “Thank you for letting me call you back”, when you didn’t say jack shit about them calling you back.
No. Thank you for calling that other person back, and for talking to me right fucking now.
And Amy really needs to do something about her arm hair, dark arm hair on any girl is gross….even though I know some of you guys out there are into some freaky shit I doubt this is on the list
Hey B.
Go yanks!
Is wanting to apply pomade to her arms and comb the hair into ducktails classified as “freaky”?
Tom…
yeah yeah yeah…do you want me to act surprised?