10.26.2009 amy winehouse is doing great

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Amy Winehouse attended the 2009 Q Awards last night in London, and dogs would still back away while growling if her ugly ass walked into the room, but her new breast implants are working their magic and helping as much as they can. For the record, if you put your thumb or a post-it note over her face for a few minutes, it’ll make this a billion times easier.

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(60) Comments

  1. Death to Finkle! 10/26/2009 14:39

    yaaaaaawwwwwnnn…

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/26/2009 14:40

    Should have paid for a new tooth while she was getting those tits.

  3. Slaappy 10/26/2009 14:43

    You know those bolt on’s are going to fly out anyday now so prepare now for Armageddon…

  4. Kumquat 10/26/2009 14:54

    Why the hell does she have freckles painted on her nose?

  5. Rokan 10/26/2009 15:06

    Looks like a fucking cartoon character.

  6. SuperB 10/26/2009 15:07

    to cover up the rock acne Kumquat

  7. chubby chaser 10/26/2009 15:11

    She can never sink or drown. You must use a silver bullet.

  8. Watt 10/26/2009 15:12

    It looks like a damn demon.

  9. dirtydiane 10/26/2009 15:14

    please fall of the wagon, amy…please fall off! please! please! please!

    (my dead list for the year will thank you)

  10. DarkCherry 10/26/2009 15:14

    i think it’s sort of amazing she’s still alive. and i see she’s taking her sobriety seriously.

    i love my Celtics Fan updates. fan tickets on sale now just $95 each!! Oh really? that’s it? five years ago i could go see the Celts for $10 with a college ID.

    although i think i prefer them winning to sucking balls.

  11. Watt 10/26/2009 15:17

    You can thank bostons loyal legion of fairweather fans for that cali!

  12. Death to Finkle! 10/26/2009 15:18

    Is that them winning compared to them sucking balls, or them winning compared to you sucking balls? Or both?

  13. DarkCherry 10/26/2009 15:20

    watt - yeah that and KG.

  14. Kumquat 10/26/2009 15:20

    Probably so, SuperB. They go well with her Tinkerbell pink lipstick, too.

  15. Tom Foolery 10/26/2009 15:20

    You get points for the effort but still tore up from the years of hard living, Sup- how bout them Chargers?

  16. Death to Finkle! 10/26/2009 15:23

    I love when somebody on the phone says, “Thank you for letting me call you back”, when you didn’t say jack shit about them calling you back.

    No. Thank you for calling that other person back, and for talking to me right fucking now.

  17. Tom Foolery 10/26/2009 15:24

    And Amy really needs to do something about her arm hair, dark arm hair on any girl is gross….even though I know some of you guys out there are into some freaky shit I doubt this is on the list

  18. Watt 10/26/2009 15:27

    Hey B.

    Go yanks!

  19. Death to Finkle! 10/26/2009 15:28

    Is wanting to apply pomade to her arms and comb the hair into ducktails classified as “freaky”?

  20. SuperB 10/26/2009 15:30

    Tom…

    yeah yeah yeah…do you want me to act surprised?

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