‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks married some dork named Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco restaurant in New York yesterday. They got engaged earlier this year, and you may be wondering if there’s a super cutesy story to go along with this. Well of course there is! People says…
When they went ring shopping earlier this year, the two knew they had a match. “They put the rings on the table,” Chila says, “and said, ‘Look, they talk to each other. They’re friends.’ “
The rings are friends? Oh holy christ. I see a lot of matching sweaters and One Free Kiss coupons in this poor bastards future. A lot of Romantic Scavenger Hunts and heart shaped pancakes. I also see the coroners report ruling that the gun shot was self inflicted.