do people not know this?

By brendon October 20, 2009 @ 2:48 PM

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Lots of websites have some old black and white pictures of Dita Von Tease today, supposedly “never before seen” nudes. I don’t know what to call whatever the hell it is she does now, but she used to be naked all the damn time. That bitch is horrible looking. She’s pale with a weird body. And she wanted to be a model. Of course she was gonna get naked. It’s not like there’s some placement test for models. There’s no sanctioning body. Hottest model wins. And unfortunately for her she looks like a ghost you would see on the Titanic.

I’m not putting this ocular poison on Tyler but go over here if you want and there’s a whole gallery of her f’n herself with a popsicle. Go nuts if that’s what you like. I’m not here to judge, man. But don’t open these at work. You may think you can be sneaky, but you’ll get busted when they hear your frightened whimpering.

wwtdd

(140) Comments

  1. SuperB 10/20/2009 15:53

    Depends on retard vs. handicapped what your talkin too, cause I know a really smoking hot deaf chick

  2. Watt 10/20/2009 15:53

    Now we know one of deebs sexual fantasies: him licking some girls asshole while she wears a helmet and pig tails screaming “I CAN COUNT TO POTATO!”

  3. DB's Treasure 10/20/2009 15:54

    Charlize Theron played a retarded hot chick on “Arrested Development” and ever since then it’s made me wonder if one exists. I’d put up a glue eating, chest beating feeb if it meant she was smokin hot and let me screw her brain dead ass.

  4. RedRage 10/20/2009 15:54

    Watt!!!!!! Hilarious!!!

  5. DB's Treasure 10/20/2009 15:55

    I’d put up *with

    .

    ..

    …her and I may be on the same playing field

  6. DB's Treasure 10/20/2009 15:56

    “I CAN COUNT TO POTATO!!”

    The Ringer reference, classic

  7. SuperB 10/20/2009 15:56

    All I can think of is the episode of Sunny when they thought Sweet D was dating a retard…

  8. Rokan 10/20/2009 15:57

    uys,
    I’m in the cripple stall at the airport and I’m getting some foot signals from the next stall that I don’t recognize. The guy is either foriegn or a retard, but he has nice shoes.
    What should I do?

  9. dirtydiane 10/20/2009 15:58

    ask him if he’s a senator, rokan.

  10. DB's Treasure 10/20/2009 15:58

    I guess I didn’t get it all out the first time. I gotta shit again. Something tells me this one’s coming out like buck shot. Updates when I get back.

  11. RedRage 10/20/2009 15:59

    I’ve never heard that potato line before! Would Cali count as a window licker if you banged her in front of a mirror and she couldn’t stop trying to lick her reflection off of it?

    i kid i kid.

  12. RedRage 10/20/2009 16:00

    Rokan, slide two fingers under the divider!

  13. SuperB 10/20/2009 16:00

    wing tips or loafers, Rok

  14. dirtydiane 10/20/2009 16:01

    and what the fuck is this “signals…i don’t recognize”?? why are there signals that you actually do recognize?

  15. Rokan 10/20/2009 16:01

    Redrage,
    That’s what he just did to me.
    What does that mean?

  16. Watt 10/20/2009 16:02

    B I gotta know: ever where a helmet when you were fucking?

  17. chubby chaser 10/20/2009 16:03

    Two fingers?
    Please do share.

  18. Rokan 10/20/2009 16:04

    Cowboy boots, B. They look expensive. Maybe Ostrich skin.

  19. Watt 10/20/2009 16:06

    Steers and queers.

  20. Rokan 10/20/2009 16:07

    Watt,

    How bout that game last night?

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