Lots of websites have some old black and white pictures of Dita Von Tease today, supposedly “never before seen” nudes. I don’t know what to call whatever the hell it is she does now, but she used to be naked all the damn time. That bitch is horrible looking. She’s pale with a weird body. And she wanted to be a model. Of course she was gonna get naked. It’s not like there’s some placement test for models. There’s no sanctioning body. Hottest model wins. And unfortunately for her she looks like a ghost you would see on the Titanic.
I’m not putting this ocular poison on Tyler but go over here if you want and there’s a whole gallery of her f’n herself with a popsicle. Go nuts if that’s what you like. I’m not here to judge, man. But don’t open these at work. You may think you can be sneaky, but you’ll get busted when they hear your frightened whimpering.
Depends on retard vs. handicapped what your talkin too, cause I know a really smoking hot deaf chick
Now we know one of deebs sexual fantasies: him licking some girls asshole while she wears a helmet and pig tails screaming “I CAN COUNT TO POTATO!”
Charlize Theron played a retarded hot chick on “Arrested Development” and ever since then it’s made me wonder if one exists. I’d put up a glue eating, chest beating feeb if it meant she was smokin hot and let me screw her brain dead ass.
Watt!!!!!! Hilarious!!!
I’d put up *with
.
..
…her and I may be on the same playing field
“I CAN COUNT TO POTATO!!”
The Ringer reference, classic
All I can think of is the episode of Sunny when they thought Sweet D was dating a retard…
uys,
I’m in the cripple stall at the airport and I’m getting some foot signals from the next stall that I don’t recognize. The guy is either foriegn or a retard, but he has nice shoes.
What should I do?
ask him if he’s a senator, rokan.
I guess I didn’t get it all out the first time. I gotta shit again. Something tells me this one’s coming out like buck shot. Updates when I get back.
I’ve never heard that potato line before! Would Cali count as a window licker if you banged her in front of a mirror and she couldn’t stop trying to lick her reflection off of it?
i kid i kid.
Rokan, slide two fingers under the divider!
wing tips or loafers, Rok
and what the fuck is this “signals…i don’t recognize”?? why are there signals that you actually do recognize?
Redrage,
That’s what he just did to me.
What does that mean?
B I gotta know: ever where a helmet when you were fucking?
Two fingers?
Please do share.
Cowboy boots, B. They look expensive. Maybe Ostrich skin.
Steers and queers.
Watt,
How bout that game last night?