10.30.2009 doutzen kroes in st barths

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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is also in St Barths this week to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, and even though she’s awesome looking, she had to follow Alessandra Ambrosia on this same beach. And it’s not her fault, but compared to Alessandra, every other woman is a pig. God I really hate her now. “Boo, you suck! Go away fatty! Bring back the other one!”

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  1. oy 10/30/2009 14:34

    delish

  2. SCUM 10/30/2009 14:34

    I would totally go dutch with her.

  3. oy 10/30/2009 14:34

    a bit meatier than other models, but delish

  4. SCUM 10/30/2009 14:35

    I would gladly eat her dutch chocolate.

  5. oy 10/30/2009 14:36

    sounds like dozen krauts

  6. SCUM 10/30/2009 14:37

    I would curl Kroes toes toes whilst enjoying the throes of an orgasm.

  7. SCUM 10/30/2009 14:37

    I would curl Kroes toes whilst enjoying the throes of an orgasm.

  8. SCUM 10/30/2009 14:38

    toes x 2 ?

  9. MylenesMommy 10/30/2009 14:40

    I would freeze a stick of her shit and fuck myself in the twat with it and clean off with a torn out page of the bible on Christmas in Church.

    And I would like it.

    A LOT

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/30/2009 14:42

    It’s a good thing that Dutch women can be exceptionally hot because besides that and Amsterdam they’re pretty much worthless.

  11. Rusty Sanchez 10/30/2009 14:46

    This chick has got DB’s name all over her…and my cock chowder.

    Hey Mylenes Mom, did giving birth to the Devil’s cum receptacle burn your uterus like the sulfer pits from which she was spawn?

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/30/2009 14:49

    im back and i’d just like to say that i called the The last post hours ago. Not that it’s hard to predict a daily Lohan post around here.

  13. entropissed 10/30/2009 14:49

    So much better than that other skinny bitch.

    Now that Chaz Bono is a man, I’m feeling very insecure that it might have a bigger penis than me.

  14. Zombie 10/30/2009 14:51

    Scum, Possessed is badass but the singer is the only original member in the current line-up. It’d be like seeing Slayer with no Kerry King, no Jeff Hanneman, or no Dave Lombardo.

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/30/2009 14:54

    Zombie your really cool cause you know all the names to the guys in Slayer. I have a tee shirt award for you.

  16. SCUM 10/30/2009 14:54

    Zombie, Jeff the singer bass player is the only original but he is backed up by the guys from Sadistic Intent. Impaled and witchaven are also playing.

  17. whatizdat 10/30/2009 14:57

    I’d stick my finger wherever she wanted if it would help her

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/30/2009 14:58

    Has this place turned into a Bikini model site or something. I swear, every fuckking day we get bikini pics with no nudity passing off as posts where tits once were. With Halloween tomorrow you know there has to have been hundreds of celebrity parties with every female in attendance dressed like whores. There has to be at least 1 god dam nipple pic or a sheer see through dress with some tits visible somewhere in Hollywood. NPD, Get the fuck on top of that shit.

  19. DB's Treasure 10/30/2009 15:03

    Holy hell, now THIS is a woman.

  20. DB's Treasure 10/30/2009 15:06

    I would have no problem killing each of you and watching you die slowly if it meant I had a chance to ream this sexy blond all around her bedroom.

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