Katy Perry and Russell Brand went to a party in the Hollywood Hills yesterday, and at one point they discreetly slipped out the back for time time alone. Some time alone with the photographers. She must be an idiot because he dresses and looks like a zombie. If ‘Shaun of the Dead’ ever came on she’d probably start to masturbate.
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FIst!
2nd
tres
woooooo!
Five
Eat
My
Dick!
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ten
Mother
11, wait, when in the hell did that unfunny loser nab the big tittied scene chick?
Fuckers
stop the madness Katy!
Great, now she’s gonna get knocked up by this chump, and we’re gonna have unfunny, untalented scene babies running around. Even worse, now I don’t want to put my penis in her because it’ll be tainted by some shitty british joke.
What are you fuck bags doing? Its like walking into your bedroom and finding all your stuffed animals having a gang bang!!
They can make out behind the gym all they want, but I don’t think she puts out.
Peeve list: “supposably”
“I could care less”
‘Shaun of the Dead’ where did she go?
Rok: (from previous): I love the “egg salad masks tossed salad” calculations.
On topic: isn’t everywhere Katy Perry goes considered “the Hollywood Hills”?
Rokan will she need to be wormed after this tard Brand has pounded her meat mitten or you have your limits on worming?