Exclusive sources to Tyler reveal today that the hit E! show ‘Girls Next Door’, the show that made Kendra Wilkinson, Holly MarSomething and The Other One The One With Huge Natural Boobs household names, will return to E! this Sunday with an all new cast of girls living near you. I can’t go into how I know this but I’m a pretty big deal in Hollywood. I don’t mean to brag but you can take this one to the bank.
Hefs new main girl, Crystal Harris (the one who isn’t a twin) is actually sort of hot. Sort of really really hot. And this is only barely related but remember last year when Miss Teen Louisiana was arrested after a dine-and-dash because she left behind her purse, which contained her drivers license. And also a bag of weed (more here). Well her name is Lindsey Evans, and she’s this months Playmate. I didn’t realize that until a search for Crystal Harris pictures. And Lindsey is awesome (nsfw nsfw), and 19, so there’s 17 pictures of her on the other side. I just … I just wanted you to have them. I just thought you might like them. Look, I know I act like a jerk sometimes, but … but I love you.
What perfect timing for my entrance
Man it’d be nice to be rich like Heff so I could bang girls like this in their anus.
Okay, theyre a lot hotter than the last 3 (except the one with the real boobs, Bridget?)
DB, just saw that the Flyers lost, that sucks for ya. How was it? It wasn’t on tv because of the fucking wall to wall baseball.
This is the only place I ever see or hear about Playboy. How the hell are they still in business when they continue to take lame pictures like these?
Playboy, your Grandpappy’s porn.
Again, Blond, Fake and typical.
I know, I know, Bring on the hate….
what’s with the pocahontas look?
at least they aren’t as fucked up as those barbi twins…jeez, those girls are a mess.
So which one is in charge of changing his diapers?
Yeah, those Barbi twins are kinda scary. The exact opposite of what they must have originally been aiming for
Check out the crazy beer pong shots these guys make.
http://tinyurl.com/ybf57k5
RR that video is crazy, shows what you can do with some practice
dont think DB made it yet
I’m all confused.
The Allessandra post is now above this one, so people are going there.
Is this what it will be like under the new Lunar government?
the moon is screwing things up already
fried better get your ticket and get moving, dont know how much time we have left . . .
Thats wierd, so do we want skinny girl in a dress or 3 with boobs and considerably less clothing?
I know which gets my vote
finally a tv show i can relate to– high school drop out suck a dying old man’s dick in exchange for food.
less clothing = better
I’m going back to the bunker until Brend8n works this out.
I haven’t been this worried since I got stuck in that trash compacter.
Those beer ponger’s parents will be happy to see what all that tuition money has gone towards! Impressive!
Who wants a coffee?
I found a great dating site________ http://www.diamondsingle.com ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs.. what’s the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy. What’s kind of relationship do you want?
These girls are WAY HOTTER!
I may actually watch this retarded show.