I’ve never heard of Quinnipiac University, but the angry dykes in charge of press releases would like you to know they’ve got their eye on David Letterman, and they won’t sit idly by while he has completely consensual relationships. People.com says…
Quinnipiac University says it will tell staff in charge of placing interns to be extra careful when sending students to the studio to work for Letterman, 62, who is currently at the center of a blackmail scandal over his alleged affair with one of his former interns.
“Due to recent circumstances we will have a discussion with those in charge of placing our interns at the David Letterman show in the future. We will diligently oversee this internship program to ensure that our interns are out of harm’s way.”
Oh jesus don’t be so dramatic. “Harms way”? Fuck you. They act like Dave was running around naked sodomizing every new intern. Like they were sex slaves with no way out, no one to hear their cries as they begged for mercy. If I worked at Letterman I would find the intern evaluation slips for Quinnipiac and jerk off all over them, just so the little busy-body lesbians over there can go insane with their new conspiracy theories.
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yeah, that is pretty extreme, as if dave is prowling on kids or something, they need to relax
http://theoverrated.com/
I will do it for free!!!
I think there may now be a marked increase in the number of intern application letters….
Good to see a university protecting its students from having a highly successful TV show on their resumes.
I mean … umm … boobs.
“They act like Dave was running around naked sodomizing every new intern. Like they were sex slaves with no way out, no one to hear their cries as they begged for mercy.”
They may be confused with O & A’s show, not Dave’s
Dave was just checking them all for worms. That’s just being a responsible employer, if you ask me.
Much better than pepper’s interview procedures, which involve a stick of butter and a box of paper clips.
TOGTFO
good lord, we’re a bunch of uptight puritanical hypocrites, aren’t we?
my plan for world peace is still an orgasm per day per person of responsible age. i tell ya, this is nobel material people. there would be no angst if everyone was getting some on a regular basis.
obama who? that’s my peace prize, barry.
This is fucking ridiculous! Today’s women are so fucking easy to land that they stretch open their snaggle-biters open for clowns like Wee-man & Bettle-juice (Mini black midget guy) just to say they did! Dave gets a bad wrap for slammin some hot ass 20 year old who I can pretty much promise you BEGGIED for the Sausage!?!?
FUCK THAT! GO DAVE!
Since when is it harmful for interns to bang their boss for money to pay off student loans?
Jesus, its not like they’re sending them to work at John Wayne Gacy’s KFC or something
Wow, I completely fucked that up! Ahhh, you know what I meant!
KFC? yum!
DD,
With all the necessary job creation, you might solve the ecomonic crisis in the meantime too. That’s another Nobel prize.
They are just in denial that all women are sluts.
What a fucking shocking revelation. Women using their cock garages for financial gain. Bella, if I gave you a cord of firewood and a $50 Timmy’s card I’m sure I could spread your skin sails.
That’s as good a plan for peace as any DD!!
Too bad AIDS came along and ruined the hippie movement’s Make love, not War campaign…
Not all, just most! And they wonder why we are how we are.
BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING MORE!
This just in… Women like sex too!
“interns are out of harm’s way”
last time I checked consensual meant that two people AGREED on whatever…so, they are saying they aren’t going to send supposedly smart, educated women there because wow, they might not be able to say no?
Here’s a gun so you can shoot yourself in the fucking foot ya dumb bitches.