10.08.2009 go raiders!

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I can’t always tell the difference between “British” and “Gay”, but despite all pants to the contrary, Russell Brand is apparently heterosexual and to prove it he’s having sex with Katy Perry. Although even gay guys probably appreciate her amazing tits, so really this proves nothing. They’ve been together all week at Paris fashion shows, and they’ve been spotted holding hands and generally making a spectacle of themselves, but that didn’t stop Katy from cheering on the Raiders and/or joining KISS.

(14 more here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)

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  1. jab_socal 10/08/2009 18:57

    penis

  2. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 18:59

    Good cleavage.

  3. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 19:05

    …Inside of you I could cross this desert plane,
    Inside of you I can hear you scream my name…

  4. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 19:06

    What the hell is that other chick wearing? It looks like an upsidedown bra.

  5. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 19:10

    Did I mention she had good cleavage?

  6. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 19:12

    …Take my eyes, but not the shirt!

  7. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 19:15

    …I mean I’ve had women fake orgasms before, but I’ve never seen one that really, deeply upset me.

  8. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 19:19

    Hey, look at my limo driver…I’m going to have sex with her.

  9. iwontrememberthis 10/08/2009 19:34

    One makes being large breasted singer not seem exciting while the other makes being a British comedian not seem funny. They’re perfect for each other!

  10. evilmalcomnorris_the2cumming 10/08/2009 19:51

    which one of the tt*s is called russel brand?

  11. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 19:54

    The guy in the last 2 pics

  12. Rokan 10/08/2009 19:59

    He’s a comedian? I thought he was a singer and was just funny by accident.

  13. Rokan 10/08/2009 20:05

    Pepper,

    You know, Buddy. I really have to ask myself what the fuck is wrong with you.

    Oh, P.S. thanks for the e-mail.

  14. Rusty Sanchez 10/08/2009 20:07

    Hey Rokan,

    We laugh at Russel Brand because he’s British

  15. Rokan 10/08/2009 20:14

    Rusty,

    I was so fucking busy today, I had to hunker down and keep Durden off all day. Amazing how much work you can get done.

    I wonder if anyone else has figured that out?

  16. Mony Vibescu 10/08/2009 20:35

    I could lose my sperm in her.

  17. Rokan 10/08/2009 20:43

    Hey Mony,

    I think Brend8n is fucked to think she isn’t hot

  18. The "iPod compatible" Tony Stark 10/08/2009 20:48

    Oh good a Katy Perry post. I’ve been waiting for this.

  19. ukickedmydog 10/08/2009 20:50

    I think any guy could appreciate her juicy melons…gay or not. I’d motorboat the hell outta that.

  20. Woodsman 10/08/2009 20:53

    Is it just me or does that outfit make her tits look huge?

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