10.09.2009 hmm. well. look at that.

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Kristin Cavallari was doing whatever the hell it is she does yesterday, and if this was in fact for her job, she was wise to chose a profession that included wearing tiny shorts because she kicks ass at it. As a performer, you have to know what your strengths are. Kristins include wearing very little clothing and then not speaking. If she thinks this is limiting her career, perhaps having sex with another girl and then sending me a video of it would help for some reason.

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(40) Comments

  1. RedRage 10/09/2009 15:17

    Power rope right down the throat!

  2. BALLSY 10/09/2009 15:18

    girls should always dress like this- except the fat ones!

  3. RedRage 10/09/2009 15:19

    Car $125 000.00
    Shoes $800
    Bag $500
    Shorts $0.50

    Anal rape = priceless.

  4. whatizdat 10/09/2009 15:20

    the only thing her wardrobe is missing here is ME in her

  5. whatizdat 10/09/2009 15:22

    Finks ought to like some of the shoe shots on her

  6. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 15:24

    Wow, I’d love to fuck her throat.

  7. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 15:26

    She has shoes on?

  8. whatizdat 10/09/2009 15:30

    nothing like a big softball lob Sensei

  9. Serpent 10/09/2009 15:30

    My wife watches The Hills every Tuesday night. Occasionally I’ll hit her up for a foot massage during the show and wind up catching a few minutes of Cavallari and company. Considering it has a 30 minute time slot and MTV uses 2/3 of that for commercials, it’s not so bad.

  10. 4 the luv of gawd 10/09/2009 15:31

    Maybe that video could be Kristin and Alessandra Ambrosio?

  11. DarkCherry 10/09/2009 15:31

    who’s the fatty? she’s got an ear piece in like she’s friggin secret service or something.

  12. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 15:31

    If it were an alley-oop whatizdat, I’d have layed it in beautifully off the glass.

  13. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 15:33

    Cherry,

    We don’t prefer the word ‘fatty’, we prefer to call them ‘a whole lotta woman’.

  14. SCUM 10/09/2009 15:33

    I would put my throbbing meat pole in her monthly bleeding hole.

  15. whatizdat 10/09/2009 15:33

    bravo sensei
    I rubbed one out quick and thats how I noticed the shoes - blood went back to my brain

  16. Serpent 10/09/2009 15:34

    MC Scum droppin’ the freestyle.

  17. SCUM 10/09/2009 15:36

    Just keepin it real whilst I cop a feel.

  18. CodPiece 10/09/2009 15:45

    Slow fucking day.

  19. SsnakeOil 10/09/2009 15:46

    Scum, turn that thing down, I’m trying to sleep.

  20. Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 15:47

    Allright, I’ll ask, where do all the high school girls hang out?

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