is she wearing makeup?

Today is boring, so it’s a good thing that mostly naked Aussie girls never go out of style. In this case, Sophie Monk, “surfing” outside LA yesterday. She’s not really surfing of course, just using the surfboard as a prop to pose for the paparazzi. But that’s ok, for I believe that women have to right to live their lives any way they like, especially if what they like is to be an attention starved hussy who runs around in bikinis. She could swing around in the tire at a monkey house for all I care, as long as there’s a solid chance her tits might fall out of her top, I’m here to support you.