‘Avatar’ is one of the most talked about and anticipated movies in recent memory, and I don’t know if that’s true or not but most articles about event movies start with some faggity and meaningless sentence like that one and so here we go. Directed by the great James Cameron, his first movie since ‘Titanic’ has only had one short trailer until now but today a much longer one is in theaters. It won’t go online until next Thursday, so until then you can watch this bootleg.
It’s a little dark, so I recommend leaving little notes around the house telling your girlfriend that you love her. That won’t brighten the trailer any, but it might get you a blowjob, during which you won’t care about some outer-space monkey-man movie.
BLANK SCREENED UPDATE – yeah Fox is pulling these down as fast as they find them, if you hadn’t guessed.