10.23.2009 its the new ‘Avatar” trailer

‘Avatar’ is one of the most talked about and anticipated movies in recent memory, and I don’t know if that’s true or not but most articles about event movies start with some faggity and meaningless sentence like that one and so here we go. Directed by the great James Cameron, his first movie since ‘Titanic’ has only had one short trailer until now but today a much longer one is in theaters. It won’t go online until next Thursday, so until then you can watch this bootleg.

It’s a little dark, so I recommend leaving little notes around the house telling your girlfriend that you love her. That won’t brighten the trailer any, but it might get you a blowjob, during which you won’t care about some outer-space monkey-man movie.

BLANK SCREENED UPDATE - yeah Fox is pulling these down as fast as they find them, if you hadn’t guessed.

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  1. Rusty Sanchez 10/23/2009 13:34

    Fist

  2. Rusty Sanchez 10/23/2009 13:35

    cock

  3. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/23/2009 13:35

    Huh, it was a little too dark to see what was going on… then I lost interest about 3 seconds in…

  4. Rusty Sanchez 10/23/2009 13:35

    balls

  5. Rusty Sanchez 10/23/2009 13:36

    Tony, what are you doing up this hour? Doesn’t the sun burn your skin?

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/23/2009 13:37

    new site layout, same bull shit movie plugs via inbox messages from marketing douches.

  7. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/23/2009 13:38

    Nah, Rusty, I had to take the day off to so some contractors could do some home repairs done around the house.

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/23/2009 13:39

    another lohan post today jesus christ. Fuck this i’m not going to wait and see how the day turns out here. Have a good weekend everyone. NPD, again..just want to remind you that you FAIL at everything you do. Please kill yourself over the weekend.

  9. SCUM 10/23/2009 13:41

    NewPostingDouche likes this layout?

  10. Observer 10/23/2009 13:43

    I only watch “Avatar - The Last Airbender”…….

    ….not this rip-off shit…..

  11. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/23/2009 13:45

    I think the Posting Person is still Br*nd*n. There was a rough patch a while back (shit like that happens - writer’s block or something), but the writing seems to be in the same style that we all have come to know and love from back in the day.

  12. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/23/2009 13:46

    Airbender is such an unfortunate word.

  13. CB007 10/23/2009 13:46

    Dirty you are always so angry, you need a hug, or a bj or something! ;)

  14. Observer 10/23/2009 13:46

    If I were to leave little notes around the house telling my girlfriend how much I love her……

    1.) I’d be lying……

    2.) My wife would get REALLY angry (again)

  15. DB's Treasure 10/23/2009 13:47

    I’m watching Family Ties.

  16. Rokan 10/23/2009 13:47

    Tony is one of those vampires who can stay out in the daytime.

  17. pepper 10/23/2009 13:50

    2001 meets Aliens…..

  18. RedRage 10/23/2009 13:51

    Alex P Keaton, man amongst boys. He was the original Duggard.

  19. Observer 10/23/2009 13:52

    T.I.T.S…….

    …I agree…..the humorous writing has returned periodically……

    …though some of this “news” (shit) is not funny now matter how hard it is spun…….

    (Rhiannon / Jon & Kate / Mikey Jackson / Yule Brynner / etc etc etc)

  20. SCUM 10/23/2009 13:52

    DB, a friendly bet on the upcoming Sharks Flyers game?

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