“Zombieland” is getting an incredibly high 87 percent on Rotten Tomatoes right now, a terrific number for a movie about killing zombies in an amusement park. 87’s are usually reserved for movies about gay soldiers or gay politicians or handsome young boys at a New England prep school during WWII who discover they might be … wait for it … gay.
But ‘Zombieland’ might actually be good, and word of mouth is being fueled by its surprising guest cameo zombie. Although once they dug Michael Jackson up the rest was pretty easy. They just needed some wires and sunglasses.
(11 more pictures of star Emma Stone, including some of some topless girl that were labeled Emma Stone but almost certainly aren’t, here. hq jump here. source = wenn)
LITIGIOUS UPDATE - video removed by request. apparently the studio really hates it when you post, um, “unauthorized” video that gives away a movies big secret. oh I know. i was surprised too.
SECOND CRAPPY UPDATE - now the pictures of the hot topless girl (who is Emma Watts, not Stone) have to come down too :(
foist?
TITS!!!
What are those tits??? TITS???
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JCVD,
I thought you were gonna get laid last night, and show the pictures to me and Rusty?
Yeah JCVD, Whats up with that?
This chick was almost as horrible as Jonah Hill in Superbad. Bet she fucks up Zombieland too.
This chick with her tits out is soooo close to giving us the camel toe, but denies us. Why is she so cruel?
i crossed paths with a female version of jonah hill last night in the ER. she was the registration nurse and every time she came in to ask my friend questions, i had to turn my head and not laugh at her. i think i’m going to hell….
Since when did Roy E. Munson grow a hand?
she probably has a lizard tongue. i couldn’t get over all the hissing while she sucked my dick….
What happened to your friend DD? Did you lose you watch or did the strap-on get pulled into the vacuum?
Soooooo….where’s Mylene been?
he got his earring ripped out in a fight we had with a pack of hungarian gypsies…
or, rather…he got it caught on something at home and it ripped out. didn’t look so bad from the front, but was apparently worse on the back side. twenty-plus stitches in an earlobe.
20 plus??!! That seems pretty substantial for just an earring.
DB, didnt you see Candyman? Shhh. You’re going to wake it up.
Mylene made an entrance last night, then slinked away into the inky shadows searching for her next victim. I think she preys on the weak and infirm among us.
That’s why dudes shouldn’t wear earrings.
DD will kill you if she doesn’t orgasm. The earring was a warning.
Rusty had never seen her before. We had to tell him not to look directly at her or he’d turn to stone.
Dudes with nipple rings are even worse.