Every few months someone takes the “Jennifer Aniston is adopting” story from a few months earlier, changes all the nouns and then prints it again, so if this turns out to be true it would be astounding, but the UK magazine Now says she made a secret trip to an orphanage in Mexico earlier this month.
They say her barren womb is covered in dust and spiderwebs like a hallway that Indiana Jones would be going down, and it can’t sustain life like Angelina Jolies has several times with relative ease. Now at the age of 40, Aniston has correctly deduced that adoption is the only way she’ll ever have a child. This is her big chance to get a man who won’t leave her too, so she should probably choose a boy.
The “source” says Aniston will buy the baby from the Casa Hogar Sion orphanage. Oh it sounds just lovely.
“Jen has been plowing money into the orphanage for years, just as her ex Brad has, and to adopt a baby from there makes perfect sense,” adds the insider. “She and Brad will never be — she knows that — but this bond through the baby will live on, no matter what. Brad and Angelina Jolie can never escape from that.”
The orphanage’s owner, Carmen Gonzalez, confirmed Jen’s visit, saying, “She got on with all the children, but spent most of her time with the babies. She loved them. She was in the nursery for a long time, playing with them and cuddling them.”
This poor kid. She just wants someone who can’t leave when she starts to complain about how unfair her life is. He’s gonna grow up with his depressed mom laying around crying all the time. His life is gonna be like a Shania Twain song.
I love her nipples.
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who do I blow to have this place fixed. Two days to make one fucking post!
Hey, NICE TITS!
She can adopt my cock.
fuck i missed it!
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
I’d fill Aniston with so much of my load it would start to trail out her nose like ants from a hill.
She’s going to name her kid Brad
@SCUM - that’s how i got me a stalker back when(she wasn’t that hot either)
Is she another asshole who’s adopting from an orphanage in Africa? Do these motherfuckers realize that there are plenty of children needing parents right here in our own goddamn country? Son of a bitch, this infuriates me. I say let those bastards fall victim to lions over there in their third world. America comes first, ya fuckwads…
…Alaska can come too.
Speaking of shania
http://cyberextazy.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/shania_twain_p34.jpg
Did that crazy girl follow us?
“the orphanage owner” - it sounds like old McDonald’s farm in a way….
I would fill her up with a kiddie pool full of my jizz and then do a cannon ball into her ass.
Shania Twain is the hot.
I wish she would adopt the business end of a shotgun and pull the trigger.
And by shotgun I mean my dick and the trigger my ribbon
Shania seems like a good dirty girl DB
Mylene,
My sweet angel. Come hither and grace us with your hermaphroditic presence!
Yummylicious DD.
I love fat trailer trash like you.Please tell us MORE!
We HOMOS love imagining pussies and ass,since we really can’t get any in real life.Why else are we here for? after all,I don’t have a car and my lover Pepper can’t even afford to buy a television.Sucks eh?
Like this? http://tinyurl.com/yf3oqla NSFW