Well not really dumped. Not yet. But it sounds like she will be, because Jamie Kennedy is apparently nailing his ex girlfriend on the side. Fox News says…
“Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that,” says the source. “He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewiit], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship.”
It sounds like Love Hewitt is not totally in the dark, however, according to Jamie’s pal.
“Jen knows things have really changed with them, but the public appearance is all part of her damage control plan. Unfortunately for her, it doesn’t seem Jamie is going to stay with Jen ultimately.”
This is a big story so I tracked Jennifer to a hotel in New York. I was tired of the lies. I wanted the truth. She said it was none of my business, and I said, “well okay then. I’ll just sit here and eat these donuts then.”
And then I took out a box of donuts. We both knew the stakes had been raised.
“What are you playing at,” she asked with a rage in her eyes.
I said, “Ooh nothin. Just having some … oops!”
And then I dropped the donut over the railing and down to the street below. It landed in an alley with a sickening thud.
She flinched a little and reached out to save the donut, but it was too late. The donut was gone. Then I took out another donut, a jelly with sprinkles, and threw that over the railing too.
“I’m a real butterfingers huh”, I said.
I put the box on the table between us. Two of the donuts were gone, it was too late for them. But ten more had yet to have their fate decided. I took another donut, a cinnamon dandy this time. I held it over the railing, then sent it back to hell.
“Why are you doing this?” she pleaded.
“Tell me what I want to know Jennifer”, I said as my hand went back to the box and hung over a chocolate bowtie.
I picked it up.
“Damn your black heart,” she said, then turned away and buried her face in her hands.
“What happens to this chocolate bowtie is up to you Jennifer. It can join the others in the trash, or…”
“No,” she interrupted. “Stop. I want to eat the donuts. I’ll tell you what you want to know.”
And, uh, well I forget what happened after that.
I’ll be her rebound any day of the week.
Tooo many unfunny words….
Id enjoy seeing her ass jiggiling while pounding away
that was a lot of writing, but it was pretty damn humourous actually.
still recycling pics i see….for someone that doesn’t like her, you sure do post ALOT of stories about her.
Was she doing a tampon commercial?
NPD…..or Brendo.n…..
….an ending paragraph about a sweet ass-fucking or a tittie pearl necklace would have made this post a classic…..
…..as long as you encircle your dick with a honey dip…..you know it would be in the realm of possibility…..
That was a lot of effort with so little payoff.
Really, Jen is devastated that she isn’t going to be with a rat-faced jackass who makes movies like “Kickin’ It Old School” and “Malibu’s Most Wanted”?
Oh yes, clearly she is the loser. Know what is going to happen now that she is single? She’s going to drop 15lbs and look fucking hot again. That’s what is going to happen.
I took a dump after eating bacon, so what.
I agree 100% with Jean-Claude
I would fuck her. She is not fat to me.
Messica Simpson is where I draw the line.
Although I still think she’s hot. She’s just got a little extra lovin…nothing wrong with that.
This scene sounds familiar. I wonder if at the end of it all he said “If I didn’t have puke breath, I’d kiss you”
honselty, I care more about the deuces i squeeze out then Jennifer Love, and jamie Kennedy’s relationship. Neither one of them have much talent, if any.
I think Mali-booty is the greatest CD ever .. I listen to it while playing my GameCast.
scum, that is a beautiful ass you got there.
Her ass isn’t as nice as SCUM’s though.
And her tits aren’t as big as Slaapy’s.
WTF?
What is this site doing to me? Chicks with dicks! Men with nice asses!
I’m soooooo confused!!
So have we determined if Serpent is Zombie or Doc?
Z
Rokan, who is Messica Simpson?