10.28.2009 jimmy kimmel needs to do more stuff like this

Things like this clip from last night are proof that most people in the world are essentially stupid. Kimmel is better than Letterman. Opie and Anthony are better than Stern. ‘Always Sunny…’ is the best show on TV. All these people should be number 1 and they’re not and if I knew who was responsible for this outrage I would go to that place, throw a smoke grenade inside their window and then punch everyone as they ran out the door.

Melissa Joan Hart should have known better than to get sassy with Jimmy Kimmel. The only way he could have owned her any more is if the stage she was standing on had a trap door and he dropped her into a pool of sharks.

(173) Comments

  1. mylene 10/28/2009 12:54

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 12:54

    because every single post has sukked BALLLLLLZ today,

    http://motivatedphotos.com/?id=45936

    im keeping with the theme of unfunny, sad, and not what it used to be.

  3. mylene 10/28/2009 12:56

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper…

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 12:57

    A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper…

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 12:57

    see i can cut and paste too. Fancy right?

  6. DB's Treasure 10/28/2009 12:58

    What the hell is that douche wearing?

  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 12:58

    DB, he’s on dancing with the retards, what do you expect?

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/28/2009 12:59

    I’m still trying to figure out when dancing became cool again in this country.

  9. DB's Treasure 10/28/2009 13:00

    I would nail Melissa Joan Hart so hard her pussy would look like the next Noah’s Ark. I’ve had a crush on her ever since Clarissa Explains It All.

    Of course some of you wouldn’t know that show cause you’re older than your grandmother’s wedding ring.

  10. RemSteale 10/28/2009 13:00

    I blame Footloose BSDM

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 13:00

    I tugged it to her many times on that show. I think i was like 12.

  12. dirtydiane 10/28/2009 13:01

    would the comments lose their “presumed” value of insult if we all just copy-pasted it for the next 30 minutes or so?

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 13:02

    Kevin Bacon Sucks, except for the Vic character in white water summer.

  14. RemSteale 10/28/2009 13:03

    Preferred Sabrina the Teenage Witch, I especially liked the southern aunt

  15. mylene 10/28/2009 13:04

    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 12:57

    see i can cut and paste too. Fancy right?

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 13:04

    I’d like to just cut and paste all of mylene’s retarded waste of font and electrons a million times, but i don’t want to fatigue anyone’s scroll wheel finger anymore then that dumb fuk already has.

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/28/2009 13:05

    hey douche, get your own material you fucking hack.

  18. sbuck 10/28/2009 13:06

    Dancing hasn’t been cool since, well since the 70’s really. So when does Melissa Joan start gobbling cock for a living and where can I find a video of it?

  19. MGMT 10/28/2009 13:06

    Always Sunny sucks. Only people who think it’s a smart show like it, except it’s not smart at all. If there were a word for the antithesis of smart, I would use it to describe Always Sunny.

    Wait… dumb. That was the word I was looking for.

  20. oy 10/28/2009 13:06

    burn!

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