kardashian or hewitt?

By brendon October 13, 2009 @ 12:11 PM

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Hewitt! The answer is Jennifer Love Hewitt. An ass this big in Hollywood can only belong to one of two people and in this case it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are other asses this big but technically those are on animals considered “livestock”. Other pictures that claimed to show an ass this size turned out to be drawings of a centaur.

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(97) Comments

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    Slaappy 10/13/2009 12:17

    Where are her tits?

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    Slaappy 10/13/2009 12:20

    Body by Butter!

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    Slaappy 10/13/2009 12:20

    Nice underroos!

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    Slaappy 10/13/2009 12:21

    Quite around here…. you must be starring at her ass!

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    Slaappy 10/13/2009 12:22

    5X the fun

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    Slaappy 10/13/2009 12:22

    I have a sixth sense that her ass has gone to hell

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    RedRage 10/13/2009 12:22

    Is that really a big ass? DB would consider her anorexic. Remember she is a size 2.

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    pump 10/13/2009 12:25

    I think that is one fine ass, and that is coming from a guy who prefers small butts.

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    Bella 10/13/2009 12:29

    Her ass isn’t big like Kardashian’s, she just seems to be genetically cursed with large saddlebags…

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    pepper 10/13/2009 12:29

    I LOVE IT!!!!

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    Rokan 10/13/2009 12:30

    I like that ass.

    I’d like to spank her with my new whale-bone, hair brush

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    Tom Foolery 10/13/2009 12:30

    I still find her attractive, just give her a month in the gym with this guy and she will be as good as new

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    SsnakeOil 10/13/2009 12:31

    I agree, this is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact it’s the best she’s looked in a while.

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    Rokan 10/13/2009 12:31

    As long as she “Minds the step children,” when she’s doing her duty, she’s all right with me.

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    Woodsman 10/13/2009 12:32

    Bella, I hate to argue but there is photo evidence here that she is “genetically cursed” with eating strawberry sundaes …

    Still, it’s not a terrible looking pooper.

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    iwontrememberthis 10/13/2009 12:33

    While wearing a shirt with your name on it is sad, she doesn’t look that bad here.

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    Woodsman 10/13/2009 12:35

    If she got on a good fitness program (one not involving playing tennis in high heels) she could easily be toned up in just two months.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/13/2009 12:35

    i would fuck her way before kardashian, cause at least chewiee is not a terrorist.

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    RedRage 10/13/2009 12:36

    Wood, as painful and depressing as it is to be a Leafs fan I couldn’t cheer for anyone else. I wasn’t even swimming around in my dad’s balls when the Leafs last won the cup but I continue to cheer for them. It’s like being a Chicago Cubs fan.

    Bella, I’m just taking the piss. Now how much do you make and how attached are you to this husband. I could use a sugar momma.

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    Observer 10/13/2009 12:37

    THAT is one (maybe two) big chunky ass……

    ….I definitely would enjoy resting on those mountains between bouts of doggy-style…..

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