I know that all the cool kids think Katie Holmes sucks, but those kids are clearly queer because she’s terrific looking. And today the Sun UK agrees with me, saying she’s “back to her breast”. Actually I don’t know what the hell that means but she wore a sheer shirt the other night in New York and I assume the two are related. Also related is how awesome she looked topless in ‘the Gift’ (video evidence here if you forgot). I think if people remembered that movie, they would respect her more. They would get down on one knee as she passed them on the street, and only speak of her in hushed whispers. “There she is. The one with the titties.”
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tom likes tits?
No, Katie is his beard.
I used to love her in Dawsons Creek. So Glad she ended up with Pacey instead of that wanker Dawson
The only flat-chested girl Tom was with was Nicole Kidman…..
….and he most likely figured she was a “he”….
Mimi Rogers….big bigger biggest….
Penelope Cruz…..sweet….
Kate Holmes…..cute…
she’s a stepford wife now
http://theoverrated.com/
What happened to Winnie Cooper? I figured she’d grow up to be a hot piece o’ ass.
tom likes it in the dawsons creek?
DD, what’s with the Poe avi?
There isn’t even a shred of nipple in these pics. You can’t even make out the outline of her tits cause they are draped in black and in a black bra. FAIL. once again.
she’s got such a cute face, but am i alone in thinking she looks a tad bit “frumpy” in these pics?
stepford wife is right, TO. *shudder*
she looks like maggie gyllenhaal in that video clip… which i guess makes since considering they played the same role in the batman films.
Scientologist don’t believe in tits.
We are all flat-chested in Xenu’s eyes.
(Xenu and Michael Jackson have a lot in common)
her tits are nice, no doubt.
but is that the Make Ya Gunny Sacks Sag bra?
It looks like it’s pulling them down. My teeth can do that while I make ground chuck out of that pussy.
Winnie Cooper did grow up into a hot piece of ass, last thing I saw her on was How I Met Your Mother:
http://www.have-you-met-ted.com/wp-content/uploads/DanicaMcKellar-Maxim-full.jpg
Rusty-because this is the time of year when I re-read most, if not all of his tales. Poe and Halloween fit together very well for me, and I’m just a huge fan of his. I actually took a whole semester course on Poe back in college.
A visit to the E. A. Poe museum in Richmond, VA is on my bucket list.
fuck that video. no close-up of the nipples.
i learned a hard lesson. always check the nipples for stray hairs and bumps. some chicks have 1 nipple and 4 gross bump baby nipples around it sometimes.
katie has one bump around her titty sometimes.
tom’s itsy bitsy.
yesh she grew into a hot piece of ass alright… if you like flat-nosed, flat-chested, anorexic indians.
Your point being Phantom?
dd,
we should visit together if billy boy gets the boot.
i’ll meet you there next year. just a platonic get-together. maybe sport fucking if we clit…i mean click.
poe is what got me into writing. i got his complete tales book when i was 12. i read anabel lee last week. i can recite it. man card pulled? don’t even try motherfuckers. watching baseball and all its phallic symbolism is full tilt cocksnoggler in its own right.
i’d hit it, rem.
She looks like a goddamn boy. In fact, she looks like this guy when he was in Major Payne…
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0498572/