10.21.2009 katie holmes is awesome

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I know that all the cool kids think Katie Holmes sucks, but those kids are clearly queer because she’s terrific looking. And today the Sun UK agrees with me, saying she’s “back to her breast”. Actually I don’t know what the hell that means but she wore a sheer shirt the other night in New York and I assume the two are related. Also related is how awesome she looked topless in ‘the Gift’ (video evidence here if you forgot). I think if people remembered that movie, they would respect her more. They would get down on one knee as she passed them on the street, and only speak of her in hushed whispers. “There she is. The one with the titties.”

(hq jump here.  image source = getty images)


(156) Comments

  1. lady garden 10/21/2009 10:58

    tom likes tits?

  2. RemSteale 10/21/2009 11:02

    No, Katie is his beard.
    I used to love her in Dawsons Creek. So Glad she ended up with Pacey instead of that wanker Dawson

  3. Observer 10/21/2009 11:03

    The only flat-chested girl Tom was with was Nicole Kidman…..

    ….and he most likely figured she was a “he”….

    Mimi Rogers….big bigger biggest….

    Penelope Cruz…..sweet….

    Kate Holmes…..cute…

  4. TheOverrated 10/21/2009 11:05

    she’s a stepford wife now
    http://theoverrated.com/

  5. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 11:06

    What happened to Winnie Cooper? I figured she’d grow up to be a hot piece o’ ass.

  6. lady garden 10/21/2009 11:06

    tom likes it in the dawsons creek?

  7. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 11:07

    DD, what’s with the Poe avi?

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/21/2009 11:07

    There isn’t even a shred of nipple in these pics. You can’t even make out the outline of her tits cause they are draped in black and in a black bra. FAIL. once again.

  9. dirtydiane 10/21/2009 11:09

    she’s got such a cute face, but am i alone in thinking she looks a tad bit “frumpy” in these pics?

    stepford wife is right, TO. *shudder*

  10. Phantom 10/21/2009 11:09

    she looks like maggie gyllenhaal in that video clip… which i guess makes since considering they played the same role in the batman films.

  11. SomeoneluvsU 10/21/2009 11:10

    Scientologist don’t believe in tits.

    We are all flat-chested in Xenu’s eyes.

    (Xenu and Michael Jackson have a lot in common)

  12. leftnutofjesus 10/21/2009 11:10

    her tits are nice, no doubt.

    but is that the Make Ya Gunny Sacks Sag bra?

    It looks like it’s pulling them down. My teeth can do that while I make ground chuck out of that pussy.

  13. RemSteale 10/21/2009 11:11

    Winnie Cooper did grow up into a hot piece of ass, last thing I saw her on was How I Met Your Mother:

    http://www.have-you-met-ted.com/wp-content/uploads/DanicaMcKellar-Maxim-full.jpg

  14. dirtydiane 10/21/2009 11:12

    Rusty-because this is the time of year when I re-read most, if not all of his tales. Poe and Halloween fit together very well for me, and I’m just a huge fan of his. I actually took a whole semester course on Poe back in college.

    A visit to the E. A. Poe museum in Richmond, VA is on my bucket list.

  15. leftnutofjesus 10/21/2009 11:13

    fuck that video. no close-up of the nipples.

    i learned a hard lesson. always check the nipples for stray hairs and bumps. some chicks have 1 nipple and 4 gross bump baby nipples around it sometimes.

    katie has one bump around her titty sometimes.
    tom’s itsy bitsy.

  16. Phantom 10/21/2009 11:14

    yesh she grew into a hot piece of ass alright… if you like flat-nosed, flat-chested, anorexic indians.

  17. RemSteale 10/21/2009 11:15

    Your point being Phantom?

  18. leftnutofjesus 10/21/2009 11:16

    dd,

    we should visit together if billy boy gets the boot.

    i’ll meet you there next year. just a platonic get-together. maybe sport fucking if we clit…i mean click.

    poe is what got me into writing. i got his complete tales book when i was 12. i read anabel lee last week. i can recite it. man card pulled? don’t even try motherfuckers. watching baseball and all its phallic symbolism is full tilt cocksnoggler in its own right.

  19. Phantom 10/21/2009 11:16

    i’d hit it, rem.

  20. DB's Treasure 10/21/2009 11:16

    She looks like a goddamn boy. In fact, she looks like this guy when he was in Major Payne…
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0498572/

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