Life and Style went to press today with a cover story claiming Kim Kardashian wants to have kids immediately, but Us magazine says that’s not the case at all. In fact they say it with four exclamation points, so rest assured, we are not fuckin around any more.
…a source close to Kim says, “No way!!! The article says she want a family one day after she’s married!”
Meanwhile, Kim - who is back on with NFL star Reggie Bush - Twittered Tuesday that she isn’t thrilled with her birthday: “Why am I not excited about my birthday tomorrow….”
But by Wednesday, her mood had changed. “Thank you so much for all of your birthday wishes!” she wrote. “My bday keeps getting better and better!”
Her party at Tao was a gift for all of us when she stood by a glass railing in a skirt 4 sizes too small. Although it’s hard to tell if she was wearing underwear. She’s standing too still. These clubs should have someone in a werewolf mask to sneak up behind girls like this and scare them so they run around some. Maybe they would even fall over and then we’d know for sure who was wearing underwear and who wasn’t. The public has a right to know.
(hq jump here. source = inf daily)
I can smell her nasty cunt from here.
Too bad The Rev quit. I was looking forward to what he had to say about this.
Kim has the best ass in the world. I love her.
First pics of Marissa Miller’s nailed on tits and now this cottage cheese mess?
I need a bowl
This is when having “Go Go Gadget Feet” would come in handy.
kim be like your father and die!
Of course Bush took her back…what else was he gonna blame another shitty season on?
I GOT THE BAG O FLOUR FOR THIS LITTLE PIGGY
OK a bowl of hydro didnt help at all
still nailed on tits and cottage cheese . . .
wait, now Im hungry
What the fuck just happened? Twilight Zone shit!!
Chubb I swear I thought it was the bowl
Anybody elses screen turn white and go apeshit? DB no jizz jokes please
Thank God!! We haven’t had a Kardashian post in .. what… days? I was getting all worried about them.
whatizdat lolz
I must admit Imma likin the new avis.
Chubb SAME SHIT - - -ALL WHITE NOW
ITS NOT WHAT IM USED TOO
ITS NOT WHAT IM USED TOO
(sobbing) ITS NOT WHAT IM USED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, this is much too bright. Not liking the font color either. It’s making me squint worse than a asian girl getting her pucker hole punched.
well, hello new layout!
(this is kinda weird…my eyes aren’t used to such bright white on durden.)
What the hell is going on with this site!?!? Why is everything so HUGE!?!?
This new layout is god-fucking-awful.