Kim Kardashian is in the South African version of FHM (wait what), but I accidentally uploaded a banner of Jamie Chung in Complex magazine, and those were way better because Jamie is way hotter so I kept it in. They’re both hot girls, but Jamie is a better version of a hot girl. It’s like the difference between getting a blowjob and getting a blowjob while high on opium and with puppies licking your feet.
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Did she run out of naggers to fuck here?
She is going into the import business RR.
Im sure her vag is a hazardous area.
I loved that chick in Wayne’s World.
If you don’t look at her face she almost look’s hot.
Why go to South Africa to hunt big game on a safari when she can just track down her sister here?
Has anyone speculated that Phantom is Doc yet?
proof that the real world can get you “famous”.
sensei +2.5!!
I could use some sideways snatch right about now
Fucking simpletons didn’t like my joke.
I wish Doc was a phantom…
Ohm, I was thinking Zombie.
ohm, I think Phantom is Zombie…
And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz!
opium…overrated
blowjobs…awesome
I’m glad that Cali is here to make up for our pop culture deficiencies.
I beg to differ . . . opium is pretty awesome.
“Assy”? That sounds like DB describing a chick he went out with, or something.
“How was she, man?”
“She was assy.”
So any of you degenerate fockers get roped into the newest MTV Reality Challenge show (The Ruins) like I did?
God I’m pathetic.