lindsay got a restraining order

Maybe the reason Lindsay Lohan looked so stressed out and tired, and suspiciously like King Koopa, two days ago in court is because she’s scared her own dad may try to kidnap her. I’m joking of course. It’s because she was drunk the night before.

And it’s not that he wants to kidnap her, but get her into a drug and alchohol treatment center. Needless to say she wont stand for that.

the actress will file a restraining order against her father, Michael Lohan in the next two days.  Sources say Lindsay fears for her safety from her estranged father.  Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley Chapman, has begun the paperwork on behalf of her client and the filing should be ready in the next 48-hours.

Someone should just get a bag of weed and then hold it up for Lindsay, then say, “here girl, come get, get the weed girl, go on get it.” Then throw the drugs inside the rehab and lock the doors behind her. Problem Solved!