lindsay will be good as new

Earlier this week Michael Lohan announced to the world that his daughter was maybe addicted to prescription drugs. I’m not even sure if they’ve ever even met at this point so god knows how he came to that conclusion but now he wants to stage an intervention. So, um, if you’re Lindsay Lohan, stop reading.

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told Radar.

“But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing.”

Is running their mouth about things they think they know the best way to handle Lindsay’s drug use? Yes it is, according to the person doing that.

“When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her,” he said. “If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.”

Lindsay is gonna need even more anti anxiety medicine once all this public pressure comes down on her. Everywhere she goes, people will be saying, “you should listen to Michael Lohan. He has a lot of good ideas.” He’s like a modern day King Arthur, or Yoda.