Esquire magazine spends most of it’s time describing hot girls with disturbingly queer and antiquated phrases that would work equally well in a pedophile chat room during a boy auction or someones diary during a gay pleasure cruise. But Guy Richie has to promote his Sherlock Holmes movie, so they found a few pages to interview him. And of course they asked about Madonna.
“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” he says. “First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”
“Broad,” I say, repeating the word of the day.
“And, of course, here you go: I still love her,” he says. He takes a breath, drives through a red light. If no one is ahead of him, Guy Ritchie does not typically stop. “But she’s retarded, too.”
Esquire doesn’t follow that up because why would they. God forbid they do something interesting. It would be sheer pandemonium if they published something readable.
GUY RICHIE - “Also she’s a witch, and she grinds up the bones of children and bakes them into bread.”
ESQUIRE - “Uh huh. Hey do you hear what Kelly said about Jill? What a little b-i-t-c-h. There’s no way I’m going to Lava with her and Heidi.”
Breaking fucking news….. Madonna is retarded…..
clap…clap….clap.
Good work.
I want to cauterize her mouth shut with waffle iron after I drop a three loop curler in it.
Wait, this just in…she’s a bitch too and she’s not a real blonde.
Red rage,
I did not find it save worthy. I think some smart-ass like Massive was on line and told her she was full of shit and to quit soliciting people.
Speaking of Massive, anyone seen the fucker?
Breaking news: when I tug my dork for a certain period of time, I have an orgasm.
thank you, captain obvious!
Massive is what DD nicknamed my rod after I stretched her shitty anus apart with it.
Because running red lights isn’t retarded, until you run a pedestrian over or crash into a car and kill a baby.
No wonder he still loves her, retard.
Rage, who has professional pornagraphic pictures taken on their wedding night?
Also, that chick looks like Robert Rodriquez’s sister.
Water is wet, fire burns, poop stinks, Pepper is gay, DB is slow, Zombie is mean, Doc is a bitch, DD is hot, Sup is borderline lezbo, I am angry, there are to many Canadians on here, we like tits, NPD sucks.
I spend 15 minutes creating the perfect avi of Kanye interrupting pepper grabbing his girl’s ass, and the damn thing won’t load.
Jpeg… check. Less than 10K… check.
In case you were wondering . . .
http://www.gruetli.info/media/img/bilder_news/Patricia_Vonne.jpg
rusty - i love the artiness of your avi.
like oh no i’m just stretching over here in the soft lighting… it’s not pornographic at all… i’m practically fully dressed in my leg warmers and wrap sweater…
Guy Richie looks like a twat.
Ohm, I guess the photographer had some time left on the clock so they struck a deal. I’m guessing that marriage is over now hence her pictures on ISF.
Nice photo though!
Cherry, I was just thinking that Rusty’s avi might inspire you.
I just saw something that made my day. I’m walking down the hall towards the bathroom and from the other direction down the hall this dumb-fuck is practically sprinting towards the same bathroom. Just as he rounds the corner he slams into a chick comming out of womens room. I mean it looked like the hit Tebow took. She happened to have a to-go cup filled with ice water in her hand, half of which ended up on her shirt. She is PISSED, and at first, the guy apologizes but as she is dazed looking down at the water on her shirt and holding her head that got whacked, the clown says, “its just ice water, lighten up”. She replies “Fuck you” and douses his crotch with the rest of the ice water. I practically pissed myself laughing.
Ohm, that picture looks like Marilyn Manson grew his hair out.
Rage, yep. She’s ugly. She can’t sing or play, but she is Robert Rodriquez’s sister, so . . . there you go.
Yes Cali, I find it inspiring too