dave is so screwed

David Letterman may lose his marriage due to the sex scandal thing, but much more importantly, he may lose 300 million dollars. And he’s only been married 6 months. Hopefully this is all a lie, because according to this he’s also been having girls dress up as cheerleaders. Oh yes my friends. The Enquirer says…

The couple – who lived together for years before marrying March 19 – are fighting over everything from his extensive property holdings to custody of their son Harry, 6, according to insiders.
“It’s become a real battle,” revealed a Late Show insider.
“Regina is humiliated, and she wants to get even with David for his public admission he cheated on her repeatedly during their 23-year relationship.”

K now brace yourself…

The ENQUIRER was told the kinky late-night host maintained a fully equipped love nest, likes to play “dress up” – and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.

I also heard he had a thing for 3-ways with Asian girls, and one time he fisted a girl while holding a handful of bees. Naw I just made that up but wouldn’t it be awesome.