David Letterman may lose his marriage due to the sex scandal thing, but much more importantly, he may lose 300 million dollars. And he’s only been married 6 months. Hopefully this is all a lie, because according to this he’s also been having girls dress up as cheerleaders. Oh yes my friends. The Enquirer says…
The couple - who lived together for years before marrying March 19 - are fighting over everything from his extensive property holdings to custody of their son Harry, 6, according to insiders.
“It’s become a real battle,” revealed a Late Show insider.
“Regina is humiliated, and she wants to get even with David for his public admission he cheated on her repeatedly during their 23-year relationship.”
K now brace yourself…
The ENQUIRER was told the kinky late-night host maintained a fully equipped love nest, likes to play “dress up” - and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.
I also heard he had a thing for 3-ways with Asian girls, and one time he fisted a girl while holding a handful of bees. Naw I just made that up but wouldn’t it be awesome.
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get that booty on the floor….
oh damnit woods i didn’t see you there!
Sorry, Cali, I am the scorpion to your frog
can i finish the verse at least?
excellent
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now
I know you want me.
You know I want you.
if you don’t know let me show you how….
ty woods.
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…get that booty on the floor…..
….raise your ass….don’t give me no sass……
I wonder if Dave could mail some of those… what do you call the little panty things cheerleaders wear?… to Rokan.
If I were any of the chicks Letterman boned…..
….I’d die of humiliation……
Let’s hope we don’t see a Silvermann/Whats His Name sex tape any time soon….
spankies
That’s what you do while they’re on your head, Cali.