10.21.2009 marisa. millers. ass.

mmass

When you’re shooting for the new Victorias Secret catalog, theres no time to seek out fancy closets or changing rooms, so brave pioneers like Marisa Miller just take their clothes off right there on the beach. It’s why a lot of the top experts think she’ll go down in history as one of the greatest people to ever live. Unlike Aristotle, who thought the sun revolved around the Earth. Hahaha, wrong again dickhead!  Try reading a book sometime retard!


(87) Comments

  1. TheOverrated 10/21/2009 21:10

    id like to spread those butt checks apart!
    http://theoverrated.com/

  2. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 21:13

    I would wear that ass as a hat.

  3. Optimus Penis 10/21/2009 21:15

    Not even marisa as can make up for this site’s new layout. I feel like i can use my computer screen as a flashlight when i’m on this page. What happened to gloomy look that made it so people couldnt tell I was looking at dirty stuff… Come on Tyler, do it for the kids at least…

  4. iwontrememberthis 10/21/2009 21:17

    I’m torn between liking Marisa Miller’s ass and not liking this new colour scheme.

    Btw, “liking” and “licking” look a lot alike.

  5. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 21:22

    Boy those pigs attending to Marisa have big balls for wearing a string bikini in the midst of such hotness. I’d normally give kudos for having high self esteem, but they must either be in complete denial or just fucking clueless.

  6. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 21:23

    Oh yeah, and I hate the new layout too.

  7. iwontrememberthis 10/21/2009 21:26

    Black, white, light gray, dark gray, light blue, light pink, hot pink, teal. bold red and blood red. Did I miss anything?

  8. Optimus Penis 10/21/2009 21:28

    You only missed the sad face :(

  9. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 21:30

    Looks like more advertising too. Fuckers.

  10. Optimus Penis 10/21/2009 21:35

    Before you know it Perez Hilton will be doing Tylers web design. It already looks like a gay guy left his foot print. But hey, Tyler is just making money with the ads, just wish it didnt look like my shit after a long night of drinking.

  11. iwontrememberthis 10/21/2009 21:37

    I don’t mind the layout tweaks themselves. (Safari AdBlock means I never know what’s advertised here.) It’s the poppy, bright new colour set I don’t like.

    Optimus made a great point about the look the site had. It was a cool back corner to hang out in. Now it’s like someone turned the lights on. It sounds like some people are already leaving the party.

  12. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/21/2009 21:46

    What the holy fucking hell happened here?

  13. pepper 10/21/2009 21:47

    I like the size of the new Avatars. all he has to do is get rid of the white.
    I see nothing wrong with the new lay out. Shut the fuck up people. He needs to pay the bills. How else is Brenturd going to make money if he can not advertise……oh yeah, he could charge us to be here.
    You don’t like it, fucking go to another site. How about dlisted.com…..?

  14. pepper 10/21/2009 21:47

    Brenturd, you are late on this photos, taxidrivermovie.com had this shit up at 6:30am.

  15. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/21/2009 21:50

    The white background is a little bright… but then again I’m not enough anymore to give a shit.

  16. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/21/2009 21:51

    not *here* enough anymore…

    motherfucking brain can’t keep up

  17. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 21:55

    Pepper, make up your mind…do you want to defend NPD of bag on him?

    Hi Tony.

  18. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 21:55

    *or* bag

  19. The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/21/2009 21:56

    Sup Rusty.

  20. Rusty Sanchez 10/21/2009 22:00

    Tony, remeber yesterday how we we talking about how retarded most of the country is? I think I encountered the worst of the worst while driving the Southern Califirnia freeways for 5 hours today. Fuck me I could kill someone even now.

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