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October 17, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
The spooky haunted house movie ‘Paranormal Activity’ opens wide today after a limited release last week where it made an astounding 8 million dollars. To find a theater near you just follow the screaming. The people who own it will also be screaming, because this should easily become the most profitable movie ever made.
It won’t make the most of course. That will still be ‘Titanic’ with it’s 1.835 billion. But Hollywood considers profit to be the percentage of the increase of your money. Take what the movie made, then divide it by the budget. Then multiply by 100 (source).
The winner until now has been ‘the Blair Witch Project’. It cost just 60 grand, then made 248 million. That’s a 414,333 percent return on investment. ‘Paranormal’ kills that by only costing $15,000, or what Jennifer Love Hewitt spends a day on photoshop. Insanely positive reviews and word of mouth made ‘Paranormal’ 8 million before it even got released, so it only needs another 54 to top ‘Blair Witch’. Nothing may ever top this, but if it does, it might be my movie called, “Megan Fox Gets Fucked In The Ass”. It’s about my penis and its heart-pounding adventure inside Megan Fox. And there’s a twist ending. Just when you think it’s over, my penis takes things in a whole new direction. I don’t wanna say too much now because it might ruin the surprise.