Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons spent another day at the beach in Miami today, and while Julie is no Marissa Miller, she is a 5’10” blue-eyed blond Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model from Texas (aka - “the White Mans Prize”), so you definitely have to hand it to Russell Simmons.
With that in mind I asked Russell about his technique to scoring with the ladies. Step 1 was: “Have hundreds of millions of dollars”. That was also step 2 and 3. There was no step 4. If someone mentions that you look like a tall version of the baby in Benjamin Button, see step 1.
(9 more here. hq jump here. source = inf and mavrix online)
penis
pussy
She’s crazy hot. I love the underboob shot of her in SI a couple of years ago:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/julie-henderson/08_julie-henderson_44.html
Body paint works, too.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_swimsuit/painting/julie-henderson/09_julie-henderson_20.html
hahahahaha Homos!!
I worked on a couple of SI photo shoots, Danica Patrick and the upcoming Ana Ivanovic fun, but crazy!
Ok, what the fuck is that mylene? Their *alleged* homosexuality doesn’t mean we want to be subjected to that shit.
Rusty,
Her name is Carolyn Diaz and she likes it better if you call her that.
She’s kind of a messed up schizophrenic mulatto hairdresser that cross-dresses like an Asian tranny.
Hi, Carolyn.
Rokan, I hope she’s not a scorned lover. If I make loud noises like banging pots together, will it go away?
She makes these great avi’s. She made my dick kind of small though!!
Carolyn, Show Rusty the one of DB with the purple pussy.
She’s very talented Rusty. She has something important to say.
Rusty, we know her name, cause she caused so much trouble here about 6 weeks ago that Brend8n banned her and a guy named Beppo. With her, he hung her e-mail out for everyone to see and it was Carolyn Diaz at something. we also got a bunch of new word filters put in.
Happens from time to time. The pressure just breaks some people.
Well Rusty TOO FUCKING LATE..YOU ARE IN THIS SITE NOW,WHERE ALL THE HOMOS LIKE YOU ,LOVES TO HANG OUT, AND PRETEND THEY ARE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PHOTOGRAPHER AND SUCH.HA HA IN REALITY..YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LOSERS WHO ARE TOO DUMB TO FIND A BETTER WEBSITE TO JACK OFF !!GO BUY A HUSTLER OR PLAYBOY MAGS COCK LOVERS! HAHAHA..OH YEAH, YOUR AVI? PLEASE DON’T TELL ME SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.HAHAHA.
Carolyn,
Where have you been?
A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26
Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.
I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )
Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com
Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..
Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)
Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)
Rkan, All I’m saying is we are desparately lacking hot women to view on this website and that is definitely a step in the WRONG direction.
Rokan, I was busy all day but I went back through some of the posts and I must say your ’seal whisker/guitar string’ was one of the highlights of my week.
My hat’s off to you.
FU Mylene and the Twins… Rokan got me started
Who hurt you Mylene, or is this really McKenzie Phillips?
Rusty,
There are a couple of posters here that just have something wrong with them.
Carolyn is one of them.
Now, I have to go to dinner. so just try to ignore her until some others get here. Pepper should be showing up soon.
Just make sure to call her Carolyn.
Bye Carolyn.
::waves and talks slow.
Nice . . . to . . .see . . .you . . . again.
Slaapy,
Its not over, man. We needed to score more runs, then Rodney comes in in the 9th. unfortunately, so does Nathan.
Gotta run.
And thank you Ssnake. It really happened. I was mesmerized by the sound.
See you tomorrow.