Gerard Butler has made it up to “S” in his directory of women in Hollywood to have sex with, and apparently first in line was “Simpson, Jessica”. Page Six says…
Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves.
“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”
People must feel confident when making a move on Jessica, because she was married to Nick Lachey. How high could her standards really be? If I were a girl I’d rather be raped by a guy whose penis was literally on fire while he was raping me than have sex with that moon-faced doofus Lachey.
I love dum girls
its lonely here
wal-mart needs to sell your crappy shoes!
she still probably fucks like elizabeth taylor.
she needs her pussy to turn into Night At The Apollo.
she can just start booing when she’s ready for the next dark mamba.
where do the batteries go?
that bitch that gerard gave the sidewall gut crunch to in RocknRolla still makes my tallywacker twitch.
So Gerard likes them curvy too?
Is this really news?
that black bitch behind her is thinking, “dayum dat white bitch arms be fat as hell…..”
I agree with LNOJ that there is no way Jessica is anything but a dead fish in the sack, with that being said where is Cali to chime in on the shoe collection… and cue Cali in
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I dont think Cali would wear the same shoes as Jessica, but I could be proven wrong
tom,
that’s not how you cue Cali,
we synchronize all of our cock and balls falling out of our pants at the same time. she’s like a coon dog. Bitch will go alllll DAY lllooooooooong.
Fucking her would be like fucking a tub of warm crisco.
The crisco would taste better I’ll bet.
don’t get me wrong. i’d leave her pussy looking like a pussy shaped porta-toilet with a “SPLOOGE ONLY” sign on the door.
That reminds me, how did Jim’s dad in American Pie know to compare it to warm apple pie??
Cali’s anal adventure 94: adventures in durdenland 15
Rem Eugene Levy (sp) has probably gotten as much or more ass than gene simmons.
fried apple pies are better because they’re even shaped like a pussy. goddamned yankees and foreigners…..missing out on the good dick food.
Jesus tittyfucking christ you rednecks fry everything.
no no watt. they don’t even have to be fried. check it:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2229/2132152650_ce0f954a96.jpg
like a hot wet tight bald pussy.
Fried apple pies now? This is getting out of hand, I heard of the fried twinkies and snickers bars but what else could there be to fry?