10.12.2009 the shauna sand sex tape

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It seems impossible that a Shauna Sand sex tape hasn’t been made public yet, because it’s hard to remember why she’s even famous, but it’s true. There is no sex tape. Until now.

“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”

But the company who owns the tape, Vivid, says it has every right to release the tape and that’s what it’s gonna do next week, on October 19th. They even have a website with a preview (NSFW). Although it doesn’t look like any sex tape. it just looks like a porn. The lighting is perfect and the camera work looks professional. Sex tapes are usually shot in the dark, the POV is jittery and out of focus because the guy holding the camera is about to come, and the action ends with a bunch of screaming once they figure out where I’m hiding.


(55) Comments

  1. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:03

    Boobs

  2. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:03

    are the only things

  3. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:03

    preventing me from snapping today

  4. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:04

    cuz i’m a gonna blow

  5. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:05

    if one more fair-weather angels fan

  6. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:05

    says one more stupid thing

  7. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:05

    to me or around me

  8. whatizdat 10/12/2009 18:05

    Im not an Angel fan Rusty, dont worry

  9. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:06

    serenity now

  10. whatizdat 10/12/2009 18:07

    alot of plastic on her

  11. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:07

    Neither are these other fucks who pretend to be. I like your avi though.

  12. SCUM 10/12/2009 18:09

    I hate the Angels and the Red Soxs.

  13. whatizdat 10/12/2009 18:09

    I like lips, what can I say

    speaking of lips, trying to tell if she for the pumpkin behind is more scary

  14. SCUM 10/12/2009 18:09

    This is a ugly waste of flesh and plastic from head to toe.

  15. whatizdat 10/12/2009 18:10

    for = or

  16. Rokan 10/12/2009 18:11

    How long til the girls are fluffing for their new “Step Daddy.”

  17. SCUM 10/12/2009 18:11

    Ironic that her kid has an Orgina and she has a worngina.

  18. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:12

    I’m not much of a head to toe kind of guy anyways Scum. I’m more of a neck to knee guy.

  19. SCUM 10/12/2009 18:15

    Clit to tit Rusty?

  20. Rusty Sanchez 10/12/2009 18:18

    Even more precise, Scum. Reminds me of the oldie but goodie…what do you call the worthless skin around the vagina? A woman.

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