It seems impossible that a Shauna Sand sex tape hasn’t been made public yet, because it’s hard to remember why she’s even famous, but it’s true. There is no sex tape. Until now.
“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
But the company who owns the tape, Vivid, says it has every right to release the tape and that’s what it’s gonna do next week, on October 19th. They even have a website with a preview (NSFW). Although it doesn’t look like any sex tape. it just looks like a porn. The lighting is perfect and the camera work looks professional. Sex tapes are usually shot in the dark, the POV is jittery and out of focus because the guy holding the camera is about to come, and the action ends with a bunch of screaming once they figure out where I’m hiding.


















Boobs
are the only things
preventing me from snapping today
cuz i’m a gonna blow
if one more fair-weather angels fan
says one more stupid thing
to me or around me
Im not an Angel fan Rusty, dont worry
serenity now
alot of plastic on her
Neither are these other fucks who pretend to be. I like your avi though.
I hate the Angels and the Red Soxs.
I like lips, what can I say
speaking of lips, trying to tell if she for the pumpkin behind is more scary
This is a ugly waste of flesh and plastic from head to toe.
for = or
How long til the girls are fluffing for their new “Step Daddy.”
Ironic that her kid has an Orgina and she has a worngina.
I’m not much of a head to toe kind of guy anyways Scum. I’m more of a neck to knee guy.
Clit to tit Rusty?
Even more precise, Scum. Reminds me of the oldie but goodie…what do you call the worthless skin around the vagina? A woman.