Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman walked the red carpet last night for the premiere of ‘Couples Retreat’, which is good news for me because I’ve had a crush on Kristen ever since ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’. It might be time to make my move. I finally have a plan in place to impress her. How? Simple. Kill … the Batman. Wait. Wait no that’s for something else. Aww god dammit. I don’t have a plan at all, do I?
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BOTH…HOT AS HELL!!!!
Malin in Watchmen !!!! YUMB!!!
In these pics tho…. BELL > AKERMAN
Damn Hot!
Best roll Bell ever played…..Hooker on HBO’s DEADWOOD!
Half nakid and gets her head smashed in. Guy makes her fumble around brain dead fora minute before he finally kills her!
Rusty: I blame San Diego’s non-existant defense. I’m going to try to walk on the team next year, I can’t be any worse for sure.
Reposted from the thread before:
“I’ve done work in a town near Toronto, working the 3rd shift on a corrugated plant floor. We needed coffee to stay up from 11pm - 7am. Tim Horton’s taste like deer piss mixed with cream and sugar.
Tom, I went to a restaurant called Dirty Dicks and ordered the Mariner’s Platter. I almost had a heart attack just LOOKING at the plate; it was almost a yard long of deep fried shrimp, scallops, flounder, soft shell crab, clams, mussels, etc, over a bed of fries. I ate MAYBE 1/5th of it and felt sick. I aint saying that I’m a health nut…I’m clearly not. But you gotta look like Andy Reid and eat like Takeru Kobayashi in order to finish a mix of shit like that.”
Headly,
I can wait til January. As far as the hookers go, its harder to dig a grave in the park when the ground is frozen, but if you drop a dead body through the ice on the Chicago river they usually don’t come back up til April.
:: Taps fingers on desk :: Hmmmmmmm . . . .
The only “couples retreat” would be when I pulled my balls out of her skin wallet after prolapsing them out through my dickhole. My asshole would cave in due to the force of the eruption!
Also re-posted from previous:
Re: insulting Crosby, put up a sign that says:
“Sidney Crosby is a Goler”
The uninformed will think you’re a fan that can’t spell (abundant in Pittsburgh) but in the Maritimes (Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, etc.) it is a brutal insult. Back Story here: http://tinyurl.com/2q2aof
Hey RR, welcome back to Canadia. Are you excited about the Senators offering the Leafs how to play hockey? *runs for the arena exit; realizes how tragically the Canucks are playing; weeps*
Woodsman, that’s some sick shit. Ya know what guys, I aint gonna hold a sign against the glass. I’ll be too busy holding two beers at all times and hip checking my Penguin fan friends next to me.
With that, I must go back to work. Perhaps I’ll catch ya later throughout the day.
DB:I might still have to go to Dirty Dicks for a beer just because of the name.
Woodsman wins the coveted Durden, “Sick fuck of the day award.”
Congratulations, Woods. That will look good on you mantle-piece in Hell.
Do it, DB. You’re already going to Hell, and its funny as fuck.
is dirty dick’s the place where they act mean to you on purpose?
and yes, it’s disgusting how much food americans and our restaurants waste with their ginormous portions. welcome to america: the only country in the world where the poor people actually eat!
We won’t have to worry about disposal, Rok. My buddy does night security at a foundry on the Near Northside, conveniently located near the hooker stroll at Elston and North Avenue. Huge vats of molten steel and nobody around. Hell, there’s not even smoke left…
:::looks round nervously:::
…I mean, uh, theoretically, that is…
Tom, I’ll walk on with you, unless the Padrees give me Towers’ GM position. Keeping my options open.
Malin was hot in that Ben Stiller movie when she was yelling “Cock me, Cock me”
http://tinyurl.com/ydhhyo7
Woods….wow, there are some seriously sick people in the world.
DD: You’re thinking of Dicks Last Resort, last time I was there a waitress sat down and drank my friends beer without saying a word. I think that’s penalized by death in some countries.