You may think that Mel Gibson was arrested on July 28, 2006, for DUI, during which he made a bunch of anti-Semitic and sexist comments, but you’d be wrong according to the official court documents. Because today Mel successfully had that arrest expunged from his record, for some reason. TMZ says…
Judge Lawrence Mira just signed legal documents in Malibu, expunging the misdemeanor DUI from Mel’s record.
The judge noted the conviction still is relevant for “gun control purposes.” It can also be used as a prior conviction if Gibson gets popped for DUI in the future.
Mel’s lawyer, Blair Berk, requested the motion to dismiss on September 21 after Mel successfully completed the terms of his three-year probation.
This will do a lot to fix his reputation, especially if we all agree to re-do 2005 and pretend nothing since then ever happened. It’ll be fun. I’ll start: boy that Amy Winehouse is a fresh young face, isn’t she. I see good things on the horizon for her.
sweet sweet sexism
The last time I called a cop “sugartits”, I got a nightstick to my skull. Turns out the cop was a dude. He did have nice tits though.
Wish I could expunged my drunken hookups with the fatties in college.
Slaappy, I think you would regret that . . . treasure those memories, my friend.
I don’t much care for the word expunged.
no can we PLEASE not re-do 2005? my liver will eat it’s way out, get on it’s knees and beg for mercy.
I had one of the best party nights of my life in 2005 - I ended up in a hotel hallway almost naked, thinking it was the bathroom. Calling the front desk from the house phone because I was locked out and Mrs. Woodsman was not receiving visitors was not the best experience but, with the passage of time, it puts a smile on my face.
I think I just expunged on myself.
… on second thought, that was 2006. F*ck 2005.
Pepper wants to expunge the semen from his stomach.
You know you live in a hockey mad city when hookers give a ” Leafs Discount” We can’t hoist the cup but we can bust a nut!
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great, hes not a jew hater anymore
I believe him
maybe they expunged his brain at the same time
christ 20% off for a GD ticket stub, times must be bad
RR, is it snowing up there yet?
From the last post.
Diane,
If I send you a pair can you where them to yoga class and send them back to me.
What size are you?
RR: That is classic
RR: I have a feeling that the ol’ bait and switch might happen there; when you ask for Valerie and you end up with Brunhilda/Boris.
BTW, don’t ask for the Leafs discount in Montreal or you’ll end up with 20% of your dick expunged.
RedRage,
1) Holy Shit! Look at that ass!!
2) I suppose its easy to give discounts to Leaf’s fans since they cum so fast.
whatizdat, are you kidding me? It won’t snow up here for a while. It’s sunny with blue skies.
so i guess mel’s gonna have that pesky first marriage thing expunged too, huh?
and i don’t usually wear drawers under my yoga pants, rokan…but i’m a size 5 or small/med depending on what kind of undy it is.
Hookers in Detroit give a red wings discount but it is not really is a hockey fan discount…